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Hate The Goonies. Only good thing about it is whenever I run across someone acting ignorant I get to scream ROOOOOOOOOOOOCKY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAD at them to let them know. Fuck The Goonies. Give me The Explorers.
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Nice.Originally posted by BillyG View PostTouch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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Also, the video game sucked."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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I will tolerate this Goonies hatred. But so help me God if someone breaths the words "Monster Squad" in a positive tone!Originally posted by AriComment
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Wolfman's got nards, Jamie!Comment
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Never was a huge goonies fan. And being older now I'm sure kids screaming would make it shit tons worse."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Yeah, the videogame was terrible, but I still played it way more than I probably should have because I was bored a lot as a kid."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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Don't get started on the NES sequel...
Originally posted by AriComment
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That game made me look like an utter moron years later in my teens when I asked people if they had seen the Goonies sequel yet, because I hadn't. FUCK YOU, KONAMI."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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*snickers*
That reminds me of when I was standing in a Blockbuster in 1996 and the clerk was going on about how he was getting calls from people asking if they had "Batman 4" on tape yet."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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High five on 'Explorers'. I'm sure it doesn't hold up all that well, but I enjoyed the hell out of it when I saw it in the theater and on cable.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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Matt, the end of The Explorers...well time has not been kind. Those alien designs, and the ship, it's all amateur hour. Everything leading up to it is aces though. And Goonies II was a horrible clone of the fucking Friday the 13th game that I hated so much but could never stop playing.Comment
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LJN was a long forgotten member of the Third Reich"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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If I remember the story correctly on Explorers, the film was fast-tracked into theaters incomplete. Studio needed inventory for that summer (1985) and basically took a work-in-progress version and released it. Basically what we can expect with X-Men: First Class this summer...Originally posted by AriComment
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Fuckin a! Hated Goonies as a kid. I remember the exact moment the movie lost me was a long scene of kids tinkering with the genitalia of a small statue (David? Been a while.) It was like a PG version of that Clockwork Orange ceramic dong rape scene. And something that's always bugged me is the ability for that Asian kid's grappling hook to support like 9 people. It was some rope attached to novelty chattering teeth! I know it's a movie, but come on! Verisimilitude, Donner!
Also, Monster Squad is a great movie. Adventure, profanity, violence, fucking Stan Winston doing classic monsters, and one bad ass Dracula.
Wolfman's got nards indeed.Comment
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