The Goonies: You're All Insane

[Shit Dickface]

LJN was a long forgotten member of the Third Reich

Yeah, LJN was awful too. JAWS, F13, the Back to the Future games...

[B_Metal]

Fuckin a! Hated Goonies as a kid. I remember the exact moment the movie lost me was a long scene of kids tinkering with the genitalia of a small statue (David? Been a while.) It was like a PG version of that Clockwork Orange ceramic dong rape scene. And something that's always bugged me is the ability for that Asian kid's grappling hook to support like 9 people. It was some rope attached to novelty chattering teeth! I know it's a movie, but come on! Verisimilitude, Donner!

Also, Monster Squad is a great movie. Adventure, profanity, violence, fucking Stan Winston doing classic monsters, and one bad ass Dracula.

Wolfman's got nards indeed.

THIS, every bit of THIS.

[Nathan]

Matt, the end of The Explorers...well time has not been kind. Those alien designs, and the ship, it's all amateur hour. Everything leading up to it is aces though.

Unfortunately, THAT. The ending always bugged me. Such a weird tonal shift.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I will tolerate this Goonies hatred. But so help me God if someone breaths the words "Monster Squad" in a positive tone!

Also, Monster Squad is a great movie. Adventure, profanity, violence, fucking Stan Winston doing classic monsters, and one bad ass Dracula.

[Randall]

You called down the thunder!

[PHEDG]

Corniest part of The Goonies?


-That's all right. You and Brand are safe with your mom and me. That makes us the richest people in Astoria.

[Nathan]

[Matt]

'Kelly's Heroes'...nice.

[Phat Dizaztr]

Okay I am ready for the ass kicking of a lifetime. I grow up watching the shit out of that VHS tape. I like the Goonies... once a Goonie always a Goonie. Oh and Goonies never say die. Fuck it really is as bad as you guys say it is! It was a cheese movie, dam. Was Flight of the Navigator that bad too?

[PHEDG]

[BillyG]

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[Ingrid]

Okay I am ready for the ass kicking of a lifetime. I grow up watching the shit out of that VHS tape. I like the Goonies... once a Goonie always a Goonie. Oh and Goonies never say die. Fuck it really is as bad as you guys say it is! It was a cheese movie, dam. Was Flight of the Navigator that bad too?

Damn straight, Goonies never say die!

You know, I recognize that it's nothing more than a cheesy 80's kids flick, but ffs, this was my childhood. I wanted to be a Goonie and go on adventures and live in Oregon. I understand if you don't like it. That doesn't stop me from loving it.

Also, yes Phat, Flight of the Navigator is pretty bad but still awesome! I know you are but what am I? And to this day, only one of two things I can stand Sarah Jessica Parker in. SOMEBODY LASER THAT GD MOLE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Abraham Smashington]

Also, the video game sucked.

SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH.

I saved Annie the mermaid countless times. You probably just sucked at it.

Also, as I assume everyone saw this coming: I dig on this flick. Is it great? No. Is it entertaining? Yep. It's got fucking Short Round and The Felddog in it. Plus Robert Davi and The Pants. High art? No. Movie better when high? yes.

[Abraham Smashington]

Either way, "The Monster Squad" beats all.

[Abraham Smashington]

Matt, the end of The Explorers...well time has not been kind. Those alien designs, and the ship, it's all amateur hour. Everything leading up to it is aces though. And Goonies II was a horrible clone of the fucking Friday the 13th game that I hated so much but could never stop playing.

FAIL.

Goonies II came first. Goonies II was great. F13 was shit.

The people that hate Goonies II are the people that couldn't figure the game out.