The Greatest WTF Lines In Cinema...

[I_Cassini]

"I'm getting too old for this shit..."

Danny Glover in every single film he's been in.

This one I actually liked in the 1st one.

[Matt]

Come on! The clear winner is Andie McDowell at the end of "Four Weddings and a Funeral":

"Is it raining? I hadn't noticed."

CRINGE!

God I hate her. She's a beautiful woman but an absolutely wretched actress.

[I_Cassini]

God I hate her. She's a beautiful woman but an absolutely wretched actress.

Like Cindy Crawford in Fair Game.

[V]

Going back to Godfather III...

When Sofia Coppola catches a round in the gut, and she just does this deadpan, emotionless 'Dad?'

She's going to the 'Hell Of Bad Acting'... and she won't need eyes to see.

[Matt]

I blame Francis for that. He had no business putting his daughter in that kind of position.

[Ed Hocken]

"I used to fuck guys like you in prison" - Roadhouse

[Matt]

Darth Vader: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...'

[Matt]

Anakin: I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM!

Anakin: You're asking me to be rational. That is something that I know I cannot do. Believe me, I wish I could just wish away my feelings, but I can't.

Anakin: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask.

[Ed Hocken]

Pretty much anything Thandie Newton says in "W".

[V]

Anakin: I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM!

Anakin: You're asking me to be rational. That is something that I know I cannot do. Believe me, I wish I could just wish away my feelings, but I can't.

Anakin: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask.

Goddamn, son... you're on a roll!

but you forgot Natalie...

"Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo."

Sweet Zombie Jesus, that is wretched!

My eye twitches uncontrollably at everything to do with the prequels.

[Matt]

Pretty much anything Thandie Newton says

Corrected. She's in the Andie McDowell PRETTY BUT CAN'T ACT category.

[Ben Thomas]

It's a line I love for the way Lance Henriksen delivers it, but I never understood when in Hard Target he exasperatedly yells at the Texan, "You are a fucking BUFFALO!"

[V]

Pierce Brosnan... delivering the worst Bond one liner to the worst Bond girl.

"I thought Christmas only comes once a year..."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[Martin]

Fucking Hale Berry in X-Men:

"You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."



In Pulse (I know I know...):

Some girl I can't remember: “Do you know what dying tastes like? Metal.”

(Take notes, Nathan)

[Nathan]

(Take notes, Nathan)