The Greatest WTF Lines In Cinema...

[V]

As all of us here have learned at some cost, life is a never ending series of hits and misses.

I guess no one told these screenwriters, then...

Post the worst you can think of. Post shit that makes your skin crawl, or asses you up to no end. Be creative.

And to get the ball rolling...

"You sack of wine!"

[Abraham Smashington]

One of my favorites.

[V]

I should have made 'butthorn' a poll option...

Ah... the road not taken.

[Ed Hocken]

Call and raise, bitches!

[Timothy225]

From Iron Eagle (1986):

Col. Nakesh: Now you may deal directly with me now; Colonel Nakir Nakesh!
Doug Masters: And you can deal with me; Doug Masters!

Yeah, I'd be shaking in my boots, too, as Doug Masters brings the thunder.

[BillyG]

Please post the lines, not just Youtubes. Not everyone can see those at work

[V]

From Iron Eagle (1986):

Col. Nakesh: Now you may deal directly with me now; Colonel Nakir Nakesh!
Doug Masters: And you can deal with me; Doug Masters!

Yeah, I'd be shaking in my boots, too, as Doug Masters brings the thunder.

From now on... whenever I hear the name of Doug Masters(crash of thunder), I will urinate spontaneously, then go fetal.

[Martin]

Call and raise, bitches!

Nice.

That's the Seagal Quote that Ed posted. From Hard ot Kill:

''I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent — to the blood bank.''

[Matt]

Please post the lines, not just Youtubes. Not everyone can see those at work

Seconded, mofos.

[Matt]

'Cliffhanger':

Lithgow: 'You're a real piece of work'
Stallone: 'Yeah, and you're a real piece of shit'.

Cringeworthy.

[Martin]

My Seagal submission, from Marked for Death, after Seagal kills the twins:

''I hope they weren't triplets.''

[Matt]

My Seagal submission, from Marked for Death, after Seagal kills the twins:

''I hope they weren't triplets.''

It's his absolutely terrible delivery of that line that kills it. It's like they did 30 takes of him delivering that line and they went with the worst one.

[V]

Remember 'Chain Reaction'?

Keanu Reeves has two ranges. "Amazed Keanu" and "Angry Keanu". It's hard to differentiate most times, but I did for this movie.

When being chased over a frozen lake on 'hovercrafts', Rachel Weisz yells "What are you doing"... and Keanu,(in "Angry Keanu") yells back

"The best I CAN!"

I still chuckle when I think of it.

[Lisa]

Come on! The clear winner is Andie McDowell at the end of "Four Weddings and a Funeral":

"Is it raining? I hadn't noticed."

CRINGE!

[V]

"I'm getting too old for this shit..."

Danny Glover in every single film he's been in.