What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Abraham Smashington]

Four Lions - Where do I start? And where can I possibly end? Great comedy flick about a really touchy subject. So much funny I don't think I can cover it all. "I'll kill you bro." "Earless rabbits" "Rubber dingy rapids" "Run fast but smooth, smooth and slow, but fast" OMG just so much funny. To write a movie about Jihad and make it this funny should guarantee someone work for life.

Yes!

[Abraham Smashington]

Masters of the Universe- so many things wrong with this flick and yet everytime Skeletor is on screen I just don't give a shit.

[Captain Russ]

Gwildor alone makes it all worth it.

[Abraham Smashington]

Bullshit. That's a big problem with the flick in my opinion. They honestly had DOZENS of characters to choose from and instead we get a gay swordsman, a mutant with 80's hair, and Billy Barty desperately wanting to be a hipper Yoda.

[Abraham Smashington]

If FISTO would have shown up this movie would have had at least 4 sequels by now.

[Captain Russ]

Bullshit. That's a big problem with the flick in my opinion. They honestly had DOZENS of characters to choose from and instead we get a gay swordsman, a mutant with 80's hair, and Billy Barty desperately wanting to be a hipper Yoda.

HE IS A HIPPER YODA

If anything, putting that fucking dildokid and his wannabe Yes coverband skills into the story was the worst part of it.

Cosmic keys.

Cosmic keys everywhere. Available at Guitar Center.

[Abraham Smashington]

HEY MONICA GET ROSS CAUSE THIS IS ONE OF THOSE NEW JAP SYNTHZ THAT I'VE HURR DURRED ABOUT...

[Captain Russ]

Hahhahaha

yeaaaaaaaaaaah

[Timothy225]

I'm thinking Fisto should be the official action figure for BDR.

Geez, did Masters of the Universe suck balls and sucked 'em hard. The film and the cartoon.

[Matt]

Tim was more of a 'She-Ra' guy.

[Timothy225]

She-Ra? Pfah. Thundercats and Transformers, fella! With some GI Joe thrown in, too!

[BillyG]

Masters of the Universe falls for the terrible trap all cartoon adaptations tend to, and that is deciding to place it in our world at the time. The fans don't want that. It's shoe horning something into an environment that doesn't fit. Hell, take the new Smurfs movie. Properly done, a contained story inside Smurfville, could have potential as a good kids movie. Smurfs running lose in Manhattan? Oh fuck off. I hope they go to Harlem and Smurfette gets propositioned.

[Matt]

She-Ra? Pfah. Thundercats and Transformers, fella! With some GI Joe thrown in, too!

'Transformers' and 'GI Joe' for sure. I never got into the 'Thundercats'.

In truth, I usually recorded 'Robotech', 'Starblazers', and 'Battle of the Planets' in the morning and watched 'em after school.

[Timothy225]

What Billy said - keep that stuff self-contained in it's own little reality. Throwing real world stuff into it is a guarantee the film will look awful and the story will likely blow.

ETA: Matt, I was dong the same stuff, but had a buddy or to that got me bootlegs of anime as well. Saw some really sweet cartoons that made American stuff look lame by comparison.

[Matt]

What Billy said - keep that stuff self-contained in it's own little reality. Throwing real world stuff into it is a guarantee the film will look awful and the story will likely blow.

Wasn't there a shitty 'Beastmaster' sequel that brought Marc Singer into the 80s?

Yeah.