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Oh no. Basically, this group of teenage girls was talking throughout the movie in front of me and the bitch from Baltimore.
I was trying to get them to shut up. It didn't work. So, what I did was ask the Bitch from Baltimore if she had some tampax on her.
I went back to the concession stand and fill a tiny paper cup full of ketchup. Using another cup, I filled that cup with lint and other shit I pulled off my jacket.
Mixing Cup A and B together, I then inserted Tampax. The next thirty minutes of the film was spent flinging the newly created bloody Tampax at the girls. In their popcorn. In their hair.
They started crying and left the theater. The manager came in looking for whomever did it, but I switched seats and spent the rest of the flick watching my handiwork. I still have never seen how the film turned out.My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand
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I really need to see this.
Watched The Informant! Not bad. Damon was great, but expected more. Maybe it's just me.
Toy Story 3.
Cute, but a rehash of TS2... Dragons was way better.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON
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it's DISAGREE WITH MARTIN DAY.
TS3 was so much more entertaining and heartfelt than Dragons, IMO. That being said, I would have loved to have seen the first idea for TS3 where they traveled to Japan to save Buzz from being recalled. The art that was leaked for that looked awesome.
I also really need to give Dragons another try."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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There is nothing wrong with TS3; it's a worthy entry in the franchise, is thoroughly entertaining, and does a great job in wrapping up Andy's story. I just happened to fucking LOVE HTTYD.Originally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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Gommorah
A real Italian movie about the real mafia. Fuck that fake glorious pampered shit, it's more City of God than The Godfather.
Pretty good, and shows you a face of the organisation everybody knows.
And good God are those heterosexual Italian gay.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON
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Oh yeah, I saw that movie also. Definitely has that City of God vibe going on.
I watched about 40 minutes of XXX before I moved on. I don't know what Rob Cohen does but all of his movies look cheap as shit. This movie may have been from 2002, but it looks like it's from 1995."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.
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