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**Ed Hocken** · 07-20-2010, 03:25 PM

Harlan Ellison being surprisingly cordial? Holy shit, we've come across a rarity on par with Haley's Comet.

**Martin** · 07-20-2010, 04:59 PM

Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post

How about when super stoned and then you find your mother may be a lesbian? I WANNA JOIN THE GODDAMN CLUB.

WHAT? Your mom is a carpet muncher? Did you hallucinate all of this?

**Abraham Smashington** · 07-20-2010, 05:01 PM

You sir haven't read through the "I'm A BIG GAY PERSON" thread we have.

**Abraham Smashington** · 07-20-2010, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by Russ View Post

It was a quote from Pat Batema...never mind, Ed.

You obviously believe I am a bumbling idiot (and I kind of agree), so let's redirect the ship.

BLASPHEMY. You are the wind beneath my wings sir,.

**Martin** · 07-20-2010, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post

You sir haven't read through the "I'm A BIG GAY PERSON" thread we have.

Not all of it. Damn.

**Abraham Smashington** · 07-20-2010, 05:06 PM

Haha. She's a member here and posted in the thread. She'll be thrilled to know you called her a carpet muncher. I prefer carpet connoisseur.

**Martin** · 07-20-2010, 05:10 PM

I have 2 lesbian friends. They prefer "brouteuse". Classy. Carpet Muncher is the closest in English.

**Abraham Smashington** · 07-20-2010, 05:13 PM

Hahah nice.

**Martin** · 07-20-2010, 05:19 PM

Brouter means grazing. Like the animals do...

**Ed Hocken** · 07-20-2010, 05:24 PM

*nods accordingly*

Is it pronounced "Bro-Tuce" like "produce"?

**Martin** · 07-20-2010, 05:32 PM

Broo-tey.

**Ed Hocken** · 07-20-2010, 05:35 PM

Oh okay, when I saw the word "brouteuse". I thought it was the other way.

**Martin** · 07-20-2010, 05:37 PM

broo-teuze.

**Ed Hocken** · 07-20-2010, 05:37 PM

Well, there ya go. And thus concludes Quebecois with Martin.

**Martin** · 07-20-2010, 05:39 PM

Tommorow's lesson will feature rimming and fisting, kids!

What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?