What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Captain Russ]

You said you think there is a line. There is not one that we could tell. Obviously her mom was too fucked up, but not once did they mention how NATPO found the hotel or got into the room. You just guessed.

Just like any other Mann film, there's two speeds: understatement to the nth degree or OVERTHETOP HOLLYWOOD ACTING SEMINAR.

The former being the Portman/Cora's sister bangin' the Penultimate Mohican, the latter being "BON VOYAGE MOTHERFUCKER...you were good"/"I WILL FOIND YEW" Hawkeye-ry/"I COULD COME BACK ON ME BABY" of that weird and obviously foreign dude making with the hick accent in Vice.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

...anyone else notice that the Portman is the same size as Pacino?

[Abraham Smashington]

*cough* nitpicking *cough*

MANN APOLOGIST

[Captain Russ]

MANN APOLOGIST

There are only two things wrong: utilization of technology in a way that hurts his final film, and casting Gong Li as an ENGRISH SPEAKAH.

The bearded wise man is right.

You are Nit McPickington and the Half-Breed Baron-ing this.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

At the 2:30:44 mark Justine and Hannah have a conversation...Justine says "she chose you, she chose to go to your place"...So nothing is said directly about how she got there but it may have been an apartment or an extended stay type of hotel where she knew he would be. Fuck it, it doesn't really matter either way...Meanwhile I'm about to e-mail Mann to see WTF...

[Captain Russ]

You just saw the Kilmer Elbow too, didn't you?

[Abraham Smashington]

HAha. It never bothered me until last night. When someone who has never watched the film asked me how she got there, I didn't have an answer.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

bonus..."Judging Amy" was hot in this.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

And fuck Righteous Kill for fucking ruining all the greatness of the DeNiro/Pacino on screen charisma Heat gave us...Fuck that movie big time.

[BillyG]

bonus..."Judging Amy" was hot in this.

Oh lawdy lawdy yes.

[PHEDG]

Every time I see that scene of deniro and brenneman at his house drinking outside looking at the "bio-luminescent algae" it reminds me of the beginning of E.T.

[Bobby Bear]

All that's missing is :

In Space, No One Can Run Forever.

Ari Strozenberg is:

Inside The Portman

Coming in 2010

Poster, please.

ALL FOR SYLAS!

Towel, please.

[Ari]

Poster? Fuck that, I want to start production on that film yesterday!

[nerdious dorkus]

Poster? Fuck that, I want to start production on that film yesterday!

I thought you wanted Natalari to go into production. Or was it Portmenberg? Portari?

[Ari]

The PORTBERG works.