What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Howard]

We should have a thread for movie purchases that we are ashamed of (in fact, I might have a look at my collection tonight to see if I have anything that fits that criteria).

[Captain Russ]

Starterup.

Pretty sure I could embarrass myself very quickly there.

[Ed Hocken]

Just finished watching Thirst, found this movie to be strange and challenging. Found the wife to be unlikeable. Let the Right One In is far better.

[Phat Dizaztr]

Ang Lee sucks balls after he crapped out the Hulk movie.

1. Sundance films have better CG.
2. The Hulk dogs = Rediculous
3. Was that supposed to be Absorbing man? WTF?
4. Jennifer and Eric did some of their worst acting ever.
5. Ang Lee went into hiding out of fear to due me wanting my ten dollars back from seeing that shit feast he calls a film.
6. Then he made Broke Backmountain. That just complements FAIL!

The rest of the fail I have purged from my mind. But maybe like Howard said I need to see it again since I had huge expectations for that movie.

Nortons Hulk owned Ang Lee's though, no contest, KO. IMO

PS Punisher is the Anti-Hero, thats why he is a vigilante. Hulk is a Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde character that is conflicted. Ang Lee tried to create a deep Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon story with Hulk. He had a good heart about it just a shitty story line. Either way Norton fixed it.

Stan Lee is a dick.

Truth!

But Spidey is supposed to be an everyday man. He's the nerd that became a super hero.

That's why I can relate. Now when do I get super powers?

But Cap had a manly man chest.

You have a manly man chest.

[Martin]

TANGO AND CASH > OVER THE TOP > THE GAUNTLET > HERPES > PURPLE RAIN

So true it's scary.

[Phat Dizaztr]

Tango & Cash is classic. I have never seen Over the Top.

[Nathan]

The crazy arm-wrestler guy drinks motor oil. Motor Oil!!!!!!!

[Abraham Smashington]

You need to see that movie Phat. Robert Loggia is a goddamn prick in it. It's glorious.

[Nathan]

There may be a split-personality undercurrent as well. Sometimes Stallone is Hawk, other times he's called Hawks. Deep!

[Ed Hocken]

One of my greatest regrets is not seeing this at the New Bev when it was screening. I heard the place went nuts.

[Abraham Smashington]

Currently watching Best of the Best as I do alot of data entry. And guess who just showed up? Kane "motherfucking Jason Vorhees" Hodder. And he's fighting Chris Penn. I forgot how ridiculous this movie is. And the fact that James Earl Jones is acting along side Eric Roberts is great.

[B_Metal]

Currently watching Best of the Best as I do alot of data entry. And guess who just showed up? Kane "motherfucking Jason Vorhees" Hodder. And he's fighting Chris Penn. I forgot how ridiculous this movie is. And the fact that James Earl Jones is acting along side Eric Roberts is great.

James Earl Jones: Best Kung Fu coach ever. Lulz.

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh shit. And now it's the deep introspective part with Tommy riding his crotchrocket thinking about how the guy he needs to fight is the one that killed his brother. Complete with shitty 80's powerballad. Much love.

[B_Metal]

Didn't he like drop his ice cream or some shit? God I love Best of the Best.

[Abraham Smashington]

Didn't he like drop his ice cream or some shit? God I love Best of the Best.

Totally. And TWIST! Darth Vader was Tommy's bro's coach. REDEMPTION IS NEEDED!