What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Movies I saw within the last week or so:
-Get Shorty; worth a watch nothing spectacular, Rene Russo is hot
- Be Cool; Balls, not even the awesomeness that is The Rock could save this loaf
- They Live; with my boys (8, 5 and 2)...they fucking loved it. They are now walking around the house with sunglasses looking for Aliens.
- Wall-E; Really dig this movie...the ending was almost so sad. And I'm still waiting for Pizza Trees.
- Commando; again with the boys last night over dinner. They loved it, they laughed when they were supposed to and said that "Commando it the most EPIC of EPICS". They also think John Matrix could whip John Rambo...
- Adventureland; well about half of it...decent so far, but a bit slow.

[B_Metal]

I hate that it's on 24 hours a day on Christmas. No matter where I go, someone is watching that movie.

Yeah, I think they could cut it back to 12 hours and still get the point across. Lulz

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

...Has anyone seen Christmas Story in Spanish? I did in high school, shit is even better.

[Abraham Smashington]

I watched Schindler's List in German. We added our own soundtrack. Frau Moran was pissed off.

[Abraham Smashington]

Movies I saw within the last week or so:
-Get Shorty; worth a watch nothing spectacular, Rene Russo is hot

I really dig that flick, a lot. Gene as Harry is fucking awesome.

- Be Cool; Balls, not even the awesomeness that is The Rock could save this loaf

The Rock is the only good part of that shit movie.

- They Live; with my boys (8, 5 and 2)...they fucking loved it. They are now walking around the house with sunglasses looking for Aliens.

Nice.

- Wall-E; Really dig this movie...the ending was almost so sad. And I'm still waiting for Pizza Trees.

I really need to watch that movie again, and I still lulz at the thought that Wall-E is a rapist.

- Commando; again with the boys last night over dinner. They loved it, they laughed when they were supposed to and said that "Commando it the most EPIC of EPICS". They also think John Matrix could whip John Rambo...

Seems a bit violent for children, don't you think? And Matrix doesn't live in the same world as Rambo.

- Adventureland; well about half of it...decent so far, but a bit slow.

Still on my que.

[Captain Russ]

...Has anyone seen Christmas Story in Spanish? I did in high school, shit is even better.

I hope to see a reenactment of the Farkus/Ralphie throwdown with luchadores.

[Captain Russ]

I hate that it's on 24 hours a day on Christmas. No matter where I go, someone is watching that movie.

You lost me.

That is the greatest 24 hours that the Turner networks will have for the entire year.

The only way it could ever be better is if they throw in the Grinch cartoon. Or Christmas-themed porn.

You hates fun, sirs. You hates it.

!

[Nathan]

goddamnit Russ

[Abraham Smashington]

I don't hate fun, I just hate watching the same movie more than once in a goddamn day.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Commando...was a bit violent. But compared to the shit on TV and in cartoons nowadays, it's not that bad. Believe me I restrict a lot of what they watch. If I saw it in the 80's then they can see it now. I always give them "The Violence in Movies" speech before and after movies like that...they're good boys.

[Captain Russ]

I don't hate fun, I just hate watching the same movie more than once in a goddamn day.

Explain Freaked then.

[Abraham Smashington]

I can't.

[Shit Dickface]

Adventureland is GREAT.

[Captain Russ]

And that is why that should also be included on my just-made-up X-Mas movie fest.

Adventureland is GREAT.

Sure is.

[Ed Hocken]

I don't hate fun, I just hate watching the same movie more than once in a goddamn day.

You're not strapped to a chair Clockwork Orange style and forced to watch it all 24 hours. You have several hundred other channels. Why would you care?

And speaking of Adventureland. I want my stuffed banana with an eye patch now!