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  • Sounds nauseating.
    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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    • How's the other prominent Troma flick, Beware! Children at Play? It sounds retarded enough to work.
      Me quick one want slow

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      • Wolverine. My eyes bled.
        "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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        • Fifth Element...great, cheesy ending that worked. Loved it
          Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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          • Fifth Element is a fucking masterpiece.
            The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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            • I hated that movie with a passion that cannot be defined with words. HATED HATED HATED 'The Fifth Element'.
              Originally posted by Martin
              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
              Originally posted by gravedigger
              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
              Originally posted by Martin
              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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              • Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
                Fifth Element is a fucking masterpiece.
                QFT...Luc Besson FTW
                Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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                • It is like a Moebius comic strip come to life, but dumbed down.

                  So there is plenty to love and also despise*.

                  *Chris Tucker
                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • I grit my fucking teeth throughout the entire time that I watched that fucking movie in the theater. When the blue squid lady started screeching opera, I literally had to be restrained from throwing my popcorn at the screen.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • Where did the smurf touch you, Judas?
                      Me quick one want slow

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                      • This is Chris Tucker's best role.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • Originally posted by Rob View Post
                          This is Chris Tucker's best role.
                          Truth.
                          The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                          • 1. I refuse to think that the future will look like gay bondage.
                            2. The acting is uniformly terrible throughout the entire film.
                            3. Chris Tucker.
                            4. Gary Oldman is unintelligible and unentertaining.
                            5. It's flat-out STUPID and loud, and the 'humor' is forced.

                            I'll grant that the special effects in it, for the most part, are pretty good.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                            Originally posted by gravedigger
                            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                            • You take what you said about Zorg back! You take it back!
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • who the fuck is Zorg? was that the name of Oldman's ridiculous fucking arms merchant character?
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                                Originally posted by gravedigger
                                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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