What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Ed Hocken]

Both are movies you see once and only once. However, Lawnmower Man has a slightly more coherent story and nudity. The Wraith has only Clint Howard.

[Abraham Smashington]

That hurts, Rob. That really, really hurts.

Ow.

That's right...

[Ed Hocken]

Also, the killer lawnmower seemed like something right out of a Joe Dante movie.

[Abraham Smashington]

Trying to watch Tales of the Black Freighter at the moment. Jesus, the animation is ugly.

[Matt]

I've been trying over the past couple of nights to watch 'Lawn Dogs' for Ben's thread over on CHUD. I just can't seem to get into it.

[Abraham Smashington]

And I had to skip it. What a boring fucking "movie". Animation was so fucking ugly. Thank god for Under the Hood. This is going to be awesome when it's added into the ultimate Watchmen release. It's just too bad about TotBF. I'm really hoping that the kid and newsstand vendor make up for the fact that it will also be added.

Under the Hood is fucking fantastic. Plus more Frewer is always nice.

[Shit Dickface]

TOTBF looked awful, and that was just what I could glean from the comic pages in the Watchmen DC.

[Captain Russ]

Both films are garbage, but 'The Wraith' KNOWS that it's garbage and is therefore watchable.

YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!

[Abraham Smashington]

Both films are garbage, but 'The Wraith' KNOWS that it's garbage and is therefore watchable.

YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!

[Ed Hocken]

At least there's something of worth from Lawnmower Man, i.e. how CGI looked back then and how far and fast we've gone from that.

Plus, it's an interesting time capsle in that everyone thought people would go for virtual reality in the future.

You get none of that from The Wraith.

[Captain Russ]

You get the exact moment Nick Cassavettes became a strictly "behind the lens" man, you got pre-Twin Peaks hottie Sherilynn Fenn, a pimped-out car that runs on SOULS, Randy Quaid, AND CLINT HOWARD.

Kiss my ass, the lot of you.

If I want a time capsule of VR suppositions, I'll watch Strange Days.

[Abraham Smashington]

Hey, I don't hate the Wraith, I just take offense with the hate on Lawnmower man dammit. Now if we were talking about Job's War, then yes, commence on the hate. Even Frewer couldn't save that one.

[Ed Hocken]

Pimped out car my ass. Some clunky piss of shit Chrysler. With no explanation that Chuck Sheen died or how in the fuck he got that car.

This coming from the man who in fact saw The Wraith on the big screen courtsey of the New Beverly.

You also forgot Brooke Burke. Game. Set. Match.

[Abraham Smashington]

[Ed Hocken]

Now I will not sit down at try watch Jobe's War. Hell no, even though I've got nothing to do. I still won't waste my time the same way I did with The Thirteenth Floor.