What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Anderson]

That picture isn't helping your case. hahaha.

But for reals, Top Gun is ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Seriously, fuck Top Gun.

[Martin]

Troy just wants Slider. Deep inside him.

[Trejo]

I'm with Martin on this one. It's not high art but Top Gun is worth viewing for the soundtrack alone. God Bless Kenny Loggins. Also:

Michael fucking Ironside.
Rad call-signs. Viper. Iceman. Jester. Wolfman.
Goose. How can you not love Goose?

Like all training movies ever made the wheels fall off once they graduate, the little mission at the end is a snore, but for me it doesn't erase the past hour or so of harmless, homoerotic 80s fun.

[Martin]

I'm with Martin on this one. It's not high art but Top Gun is worth viewing for the soundtrack alone. God Bless Kenny Loggins. Also:

Michael fucking Ironside.
Rad call-signs. Viper. Iceman. Jester. Wolfman.
Goose. How can you not love Goose?

Like all training movies ever made the wheels fall off once they graduate, the little mission at the end is a snore, but for me it doesn't erase the past hour or so of harmless, homoerotic 80s fun.

BAM.

Also, that montage at the beginning? Even if it's a pure Navy recruitment video, that alone pair with Danger Zone is still fucking great.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'd rather watch Hot Shots.

[Martin]

Now you're making me horny, Rob.

[Trejo]

There's room in life for both

[Anderson]

There's room in life for both

Yeah, but Hot Shots has better homoerotic tension.

[Abraham Smashington]

and it's supposed to be funny

[Martin]

Which makes Top Gun even better. It has a sex scene between a gay guy and a lesbian!

[Timothy225]

TAPS is ok, but I don't consider it a Cruise movie. It's really Hutton's (and Penn's) movie.

True, but Cruise played such a memorable prick in that film. Dude held his own with Hutton and Penn like a champ.

I'm with Martin on this one. It's not high art but Top Gun is worth viewing for the soundtrack alone. God Bless Kenny Loggins. Also:

Michael fucking Ironside.
Rad call-signs. Viper. Iceman. Jester. Wolfman.
Goose. How can you not love Goose?

Like all training movies ever made the wheels fall off once they graduate, the little mission at the end is a snore, but for me it doesn't erase the past hour or so of harmless, homoerotic 80s fun.

This. Very, very much this. Now I want a call-sign. Three years as an AFJROTC cadet in high school and I didn't get a call-sign. Poopie.

Also, Martin? "Must spread rep..." etc., etc. etc.

[B_Metal]

Rob was touched in a bad way while Bring back that loving feeling played in the background.

[Timothy225]

I'll never be able to listen to that song again without thinking of Rob crying into his pillow.

[Abraham Smashington]

[Matt]

OK, we all need callsigns. Rob, you're the man around here, so you assign us all wicked ass cool callsigns. Start a new thread or something strictly for callsigns.