What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Captain Russ]

I hope I never see Eddie Redmayne again.

Should give that statue back out of shame.

[Timothy225]

Fury Road:



Pretty much this. See it. Go. NOW. NOW.

[Abraham Smashington]

I hope I never see Eddie Redmayne again.

He's the best because he's the worst.

[Captain Russ]

Nah. He's a garbage person for garbage people to watch in a garbage film whilst they rest upon their garbage heaps.

[Abraham Smashington]

THIS IS COMFORTABLE GARBAGE

[Captain Russ]

It's indefensible garbage. A slog through GARBAGE TOWN.

[Abraham Smashington]

Elephant man, Shadowrunners, Bee Queens, Dog men with rocket boots, etc..

SO GOOD.

[Captain Russ]

Those are not a story or plot or in most cases, even characters. Those are THINGS.

Elements of a trite, bloated, uninteresting story and plot that we've all seen way too many times already.

Weird shit without a solid core for it to wrap around loses its novelty way too quick.

Look at Fury Road.

Weird shit aplenty, but there's an understanding as to what the stakes of the world are and the price people are willing to pay to see it through.

And the leads can act, make you empathize with their situation in some way, and entice you to see them through the end. Kunis is dull and Tatum can't act unless it's in the pursuit of making fun of himself.

I couldn't give a shiny toilet bowl about yet another CHOSEN ONE SECRETLY AMONG US who is THE KEY TO SAVING EVERYTHING EVER.

Especially when a murmuring space-vampire fuccboi is the villain.

[Captain Russ]

Jupe-Ass and its failure should be used as evidence in putting the Wachowskis in director jail (or at least used to hamstring their asses into a smaller budget where they HAVE to concentrate on a story that is actually cogent).

I really would be interested in knowing how they keep getting these HUGE projects out that never make their money back. Are their accountants that good?

[Captain Russ]

I'm sorry ROBinson Dudebro, but I just saw red after a while.

Glad that you can find enjoyment in fare like this. I just couldn't do it.

[Abraham Smashington]

Those are not a story or plot or in most cases, even characters. Those are THINGS.

Elements of a trite, bloated, uninteresting story and plot that we've all seen way too many times already.

Weird shit without a solid core for it to wrap around loses its novelty way too quick.

Look at Fury Road.

Weird shit aplenty, but there's an understanding as to what the stakes of the world are and the price people are willing to pay to see it through.

And the leads can act, make you empathize with their situation in some way, and entice you to see them through the end. Kunis is dull and Tatum can't act unless it's in the pursuit of making fun of himself.

I couldn't give a shiny toilet bowl about yet another CHOSEN ONE SECRETLY AMONG US who is THE KEY TO SAVING EVERYTHING EVER.

Especially when a murmuring space-vampire fuccboi is the villain.

[Captain Russ]

T DON'T CRY

[Abraham Smashington]

The worst thing about this is that I can't argue against any of your points (as they are all true), but for whatever reason everything just works for me.

[Abraham Smashington]

Finished our watch of the 3 Mad Max flicks tonight before tomorrow. Thunderdome is awesome when in Barter Town. Thunderdome is not awesome when in the movie Hook. Bangarang does not work. Also, forgot how much saxophone is up on this soundtrack.

[Timothy225]

As long as you still believe, Rob.