What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Captain Russ]

T2 had the last credible villain, an actual arc for the majority of the characters, surreal nightmare scenes right of my childhood, and the GOAT theme.

T3 had an ending on an epic scale, but the majority of that film felt like a TV movie. Salvation peaked with its trailer. The best thing to come out of it was Bale's rant.

[Matt]

Yeah, it really needs an edit. Also, that voice over from Linda Hamilton is really overdone. She's good in it overall, but that voice over is so uber serious that it totally kills the movie.

And again, the humor is too overdone. This isn't a wacky comedy, dammit.

[Captain Russ]

There's not that much humor in it though. It's not like they were making slide whistle sounds when people were getting lit up by the T-1000.

The voiceover makes sense for that character at that point in her life. It lightens upon the coda as it should.

[Matt]

There's not that much humor in it though. It's not like they were making slide whistle sounds when people were getting lit up by the T-1000.

Watch it again. The only thing missing is a fart joke from the Terminator. 'I need a vacation' is probably the worst offender, but the film is literally filled with stupid stuff like that.

[Abraham Smashington]

but b ut but, IT WAS HUMANIZING THE TERMINATOR!



My problem is like you said Matt, once they meet Enrique the shit just BOGS DOWN. There are some amazing set pieces, but the first one is still king.

[Captain Russ]

Watch it again. The only thing missing is a fart joke from the Terminator. 'I need a vacation' is probably the worst offender, but the film is literally filled with stupid stuff like that.

Watched it earlier this summer. I think you're playing the groan factor up a little heavily.

All of this was explained in that he was a learning computer.

And he was learning from a shithead kid.

Of course you'd hate it. Because kids. I hate 'em too though. Didn't really bother me here.

[Nathan]

I'll never forget seeing the first trailer for T2 in front of some movie. Litteral chills.

[Captain Russ]

Word Nate.

Word.

[Abraham Smashington]

the trailer with the production line was amazing.

[Nathan]

the trailer with the production line was amazing.

That's the one!

[Timothy225]

You mean this?

FUCKING EMBED!! ARRRGGGHHH!

[Abraham Smashington]

I miss the days before everything was spoiled.

[Martin]

BUT IT'S SO IMPORTANT TO KNOW WHO WILL BE CASTED AS THE GUARD BEHIND THE 2ND EMPEROR!!!!!

[B_Metal]

I miss the days before everything was spoiled.

Said every wrestling fan ever.

[Ben Thomas]

The Terminator franchise is another one where the films are in exact order of diminishing returns.