What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Captain Russ]

True.

Especially the ending. The reaction just isn't there when you don't have a few hundred other people going "What the fuck?"

If there were a film that needed a midnight movie audience, it would be this one. I'm speaking of course about the entire Grindhouse saga.

[Abraham Smashington]

Still fucking happy that we saw it day 1 in the theater. So much fucking fun.

[Abraham Smashington]

Also, Vanessa Ferlito is one fucked up looking chick, but from the neck down, damn. That is all.

[Captain Russ]

I think the mummification consultant thought she was already dead when he used the coat hanger on her nostril. Too bad she was just in a codeine coma.

The worst for me was Jordan Ladd. NO ONE IN TEXAS TALKS LIKE THAT. Especially in Austin. It's the most progressive city we have in this shithole of a state.

[Abraham Smashington]

I hate all of these girls. Thank god they die in a spectacular manner. The movie gets so much better once it's the next set of chicks.

[Captain Russ]

That rogue tire to the face definitely fixed her nasal problem.

[PHEDG]

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh Freaks. Great flick.

[PHEDG]

oh, well actually I was just expressing my laughing at the previous conversation about deathproof chicks.

so there is a movie called freaks and that's a person in it?

[Abraham Smashington]

OMG, you've never seen Freaks?

[Lesley]

How have you gone this long without seeing that movie?

[Abraham Smashington]

*dog pile on JEFF*

[Captain Russ]

Well...I've never seen it either.

SO YEAH! *breaks bottom of Guinness glass on table edge*

WHO WANTS SOME!?

[Lesley]

I thought that was a movie that everyone was at least forced to watch.

[Abraham Smashington]

Seriously? You guys have never seen that flick? Jesus. Russ, get some scotch and a copy of that flick.

Jeff, get some Diesels and a copy of that flick.