What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Ben Thomas]

The problem with Small Soldiers is that Chip Hazard's squad are way cooler and more fun than the good guys. Who'd want to play with them?

[Anderson]

Added that one for the kids to watch with me. So great.

I worked at a theater when this came out and Dreamworks was still new to theatrical promotions. So, when they decided to send our decorations and knick-knacks, they sent one main poster and no banners. Instead of banners, they sent a ton of the main character replicas in mockup cases.

The kicker is that Dreamworks had it written into the contract that all of these "toys" were supposed to be returned when the film ended its theatrical run.

Naturally for a summer movie with high kid appeal, guess what happened? A lobby of SCREAMING KIDS for a SUMMER KIDS MOVIE wanting those TOYS that WE COULDN'T LEGALLY GIVE AWAY.

In the Summer of 1998, Dreamworks could go eat a salted dick (Krol knows a great recipe).

[B_Metal]

Man I bet it sucked putting up with the deranged kids who couldn't have the toy they wanted.

[Anderson]

Man I bet it sucked putting up with the deranged kids who couldn't have the toy they wanted.

I still have vivid memories of these two Indian twin kids that were about 5 or 6 dual-wailing at a pitch that could've shattered glass.

[B_Metal]

I worked a K-Mart toy department the year furbies came out. I know your pain.

[Shit Dickface]

Piranha DD is so goddamn bad. Fuck you, movie. Ugh, I hate this piece of shit.

[Abraham Smashington]

EXCEPT FOR THIS PART:

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I was laughing so fucking hard during that part.

[Martin]

Dark Knight Rises.

Fantastic. A bit flawed, but what Nolan gave us is the best trilogy of all time.

[B_Metal]

Dark Knight Rises.

Fantastic. A bit flawed, but what Nolan gave us is the best trilogy of all time.

Rises better be fanFUCKINGtastic to outrank Bourne imo.

[Captain Russ]

Marty's still ridin' the post-coital buzz wave.

He'll see the hyperboleforest for the trees when he's ready.

[Martin]

Rises better be fanFUCKINGtastic to outrank Bourne imo.

No hyperboling.


As much as I LOVE the Bourne trilogy, Nolan's work is supreme AS A TRILOGY. The Bourne trilogy ranks 2nd trilogy-wise for me.

[B_Metal]

NVM Martin beat me to posting. I have liked the first two Nolan films but Bourne is sooo much more watchable for me.

[Martin]

Nolan crafted a trilogy about the creation and destruction of a myth, a legend. And succeded.

[Captain Russ]

"All time" is generous.

[B_Metal]

Ok, cool beans. I'll reserve further comments/judgement till I see Rises. But again for my tastes Rises would have to fellate me balls deep whilst serving steak to rank above Bourne for me.