What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Martin]

NEVAR FORGET ESTEVEZ

That. When he died 5 minutes in, I was out.

IF HE SURVIVED FREEJACK, ESTEVEZ ALSO SURVIVED A FUCKING ELEVATOR SHAFT WITH RETARDED SPIKES THAT DON'T EXIST IN REAL LIFE.

[BillyG]

We are getting our elevators rebuilt in our office. Anytime I see one of the doors open and a dude in their working I think "don't get Estevez'd bro."

[Matt]

Man down, Ethan.

[Martin]

We are getting our elevators rebuilt in our office. Anytime I see one of the doors open and a dude in their working I think "don't get Estevez'd bro."

He has more chance of having the plot of Devil happening to him than being Estevez'd.

[Abraham Smashington]

I liked that flick.

[PHEDG]

We are getting our elevators rebuilt in our office. Anytime I see one of the doors open and a dude in their working I think "don't get Estevez'd bro."

[PHEDG]

He has more chance of having the plot of Devil happening to him than being Estevez'd.

oops I was too slow

[Abraham Smashington]

He has more chance of having the plot of Devil happening to him than being Estevez'd.

SYNERGY.

[Martin]

PHEDG and Me:

Mindfucking

[BillyG]

Never saw Devil. Please spoil for me.

[Martin]

One of the 4-5 people in the elevator is The Devil. Voilà.

[BillyG]

Was it the black dude? I bet it was the black dude. Hollywood is racist.

[Martin]

The black dude is also jewish. So yes, The Devil.

[Captain Russ]

God Bless America, AKA Bobcat's Half-Assed Social Commentary.

As much as it seems to pride itself on attacking the worst aspects of modern culture, it sure does an admirable job of assaulting a herd of deceased horses in the most obvious way possible.

Moments of enjoyment are few and far between. It's the violent relative of Idiocracy. But at least that one had a certain charm to it that is not at all present in Bob's latest.

A disappointingly lazy film.

[teledork]

The Sixth Sense

Been trying to get my nine year old to watch scary movies with me. She's into the "ghost hunter" crap on teevee, but hasn't ever gotten into any of the horror or fantasy thing with movies. "They aren't realistic" she says. Like something on Animal Planet about ghosts would be god's honest truth.

Anyway, the other night I talked her into watching Shyamalan's flick with me and mom. She gets pretty frightened, particularly with kids involved, but I told her that the movie had one of the best endings ever. So she bought into it just that much.

She ended up loving it. Talked about it non-stop for two days afterwards. Sometimes I forget how totally great that film is.

I mean, there's no dismemberment goblins or merman action, but it's still freakin great. Love getting my girl a foothold in the macabre....