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  • #61
    I like Ruffalo...
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #62
      Wait, I mean I like Rufio. Fuck Ruffalo. Except in Zodiac.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #63
        Fuck Ruffalo? How is that even possible?
        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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        • #64
          with a dick. up the ass.
          Originally posted by Martin
          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
          Originally posted by gravedigger
          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
          Originally posted by Martin
          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Scary German Guy View Post
            Wait, I mean I like Rufio. Fuck Ruffalo. Except in Zodiac.

            Ruffalo is garbage in every movie. American Cinema on a whole has to overcome Mark Ruffalo.

            He's a useless sack of shit that weighs down all that is good. He is the celluloid Anti-Christ.
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            • #66
              I just hate the stupid last name.
              Originally posted by Martin
              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
              Originally posted by gravedigger
              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
              Originally posted by Martin
              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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              • #67
                Now I wonder if the sucide of Ruffalo's brother wasn't a suicide after all? Hmm, Rickles?

                Anyway, enough of this derail.
                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Matt View Post
                  I just hate the stupid last name.

                  He's a Buffalo made out of potato chips or dainty underwear.
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                  • #69
                    Innerspace is a classic. To me anyway.

                    Worst of all time: Mission Impossible II.
                    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                    • #70
                      BUT THE DOVES!
                      BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                      • #71
                        I could see that, MI:2 was terrible. That's not even including the Limp Bizkit rendition of the theme song.

                        To think Dougray Scott was supposed to take off.
                        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                        • #72
                          He did. And then he immediately came down crashing.
                          BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                          • #73
                            Oh yeah, he was supposed to be Wolverine. One of the great career fuckups ever!
                            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                            • #74
                              You know what...I may just have to retract my assertion that 'Bean' is the single worst film that I've ever seen. I just remembered another that MAY surpass it.

                              'Hope Floats'.

                              Now, I've had to endure many chick flicks in my time...some have actually been quite good ('The Notebook' comes to mind), but most of them are harmless drivel that you see, process, and quickly forget.

                              'Hope Floats' is that rarity: a film that is so bad that it lingers in the recesses of your mind for all eternity. SCREECHINGLY bad, unfunny, unbelievable, unwatchable. It's the film by which I compare all other bad movies...was it as bad as 'Hope Floats?' No? OK, so it's at least watchable, then.
                              Originally posted by Martin
                              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                              Originally posted by gravedigger
                              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                              Originally posted by Martin
                              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                              • #75
                                Worst fight scene EVAR!

                                I won't even go into the violation of known physical laws...

                                filled with suck.

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