The Single Worst Movie that you've Ever Seen

[Ed Hocken]

I'm not a Star Wars fan. I didn't watch the trilogy until the re-release in '97, Lost in Space was '96.

In fact, when I saw news about a new Star Wars film in '99 I thought "How are they going to use the same actors for this?".

[Howard]

Fire takes care of those who are not a Star Wars fan.

[Ed Hocken]

Dammit Howard, I'm not going over this again.

[Matt]

Ed once again confirms his status: pariah.

and yeah: those bubble ships were TOTALLY B-Wings.

[Howard]

You're allowed to have your deluded ideas. Just don't share them with everyone.

[Ed Hocken]

Ed once again confirms his status: Maverick

Now we're talking

[Howard]

Ed=Sarah Palin. I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!

[Ed Hocken]

Don't cha know

Anyway, as for an actual movie, the worst I've ever seen. That goes to Smokin' Aces. A movie that was in no way like its trailer and got me so pissed off with its god awful attempts at Tarentino dialogue and non sequiters. It was the movie that made me write off Joe Carnahan.

[V]

Ed once again confirms his status: weak tea? fail sauce?

fixed...

[Matt]

Ed's a real Maverick! A Top Gun actor!

[Anderson]

I'm not a Star Wars fan. I didn't watch the trilogy until the re-release in '97, Lost in Space was '96.

In fact, when I saw news about a new Star Wars film in '99 I thought "How are they going to use the same actors for this?".

WRONG! Lost in Space was 1998. Anybody who worked in a theater at the time can tell you that. Why? Well, because it was the first movie to make a dent in Titanic's giant fuck-you of a box office.

[Ed Hocken]

Oh man, that means I can get all those residuals from that show I did. You know, the one about AIDS.

Well shit, Lost in Space was '98. But Kael, you expect me to find anyone who worked in a theater at that time to still be working there? Much less, remember that?

[Anderson]

Oh man, that means I can get all those residulas from that show I did. You know, the one about AIDS.

Lord Hocken...you can always gets AIDS. Just make sure that you don't get it from Carrot Top.

[Anderson]

Oh man, that means I can get all those residuals from that show I did. You know, the one about AIDS.

Well shit, Lost in Space was '98. But Kael, you expect me to find anyone who worked in a theater at that time to still be working there?

You can find people that used to work there at the time. I worked at a theater at that time. You grow to hate certain movies. I grew to hate Titanic.

[Abraham Smashington]

Don't cha know

Anyway, as for an actual movie, the worst I've ever seen. That goes to Smokin' Aces. A movie that was in no way like its trailer and got me so pissed off with its god awful attempts at Tarentino dialogue and non sequiters. It was the movie that made me write off Joe Carnahan.

The hate you have for this film makes me want to rewatch it. I remember being into it for about half the movie and then something happened where I just started to actively hate it. But I honestly don't remember anything. I also think I keep mixing this movie up with Domino.