Top Secret!: You're All Insane

[Ari]

You're right Ari. Although I don't know if that could apply to Schindler's list.

Dude, come on. If BJS had shown up to fight the Nazis, the war would have ended minutes after it began.

And I'm pretty sure Schindler's List has tits.

[Matt]

yes, there were tits aplenty in 'Schindler's List'.

And BJS or BJs should be in ALL movies.

[Ed Hocken]

Had BJS been in DOTD, it would have been in my top five films of all time.

[V]

Had BJS been in DOTD, it would have been in my top five films of all time.

No... it only counts for BJ's on film... not the ones you give while viewing the film.

You should watch it again, sans cock. It might get your attention this time.

[PHEDG]

The bookstore scene is a classic.

[Mike]

Man, there are so many great bits in Top Secret. CHOCOLATE MOUSSE!!!

C.M.: "Here drink this!"

NEEK: takes a swig from the bottle, spits it out violently "What is this?"

C. M.: "GASOLINE! HA HA HA HA!!" chugs bottle

OR

"GRENAUD!" (like Grenade, but with a ridiculous French accent)

C.M. jumps on the grenade, everyone else blows up except him!

Basically, anything with the French resistance is fantastic, as are many other parts of the film. The Omar Sherif bit was terrible, but it really picks up from there. Skeet Surfing, "WE LOVE YOU NEEEK!", the E.T. gag with the love interest, ALL GOOD.

I am a 14 year old trapped in a 38 year old body. But I am ok with this!

[Mike]

Matt, he is singing this set just for YOU, big boy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWx5IC8GzFI

"Neeek, those bikes!"

[Lisa]

Oh man, I forgot about him trying to off himself while he's onstage! The noose, the gas oven and the railroad tracks just happen to be there! LOL!

[wydren]

Man, there are so many great bits in Top Secret. CHOCOLATE MOUSSE!!!

Everything with Chocolate Mousse is great. As is the bit where Du Quois brings in the dead pigeon and says "We have a traitor in our midst!" and Deja Vu says "I see you've dealt with him accordingly."

[PHEDG]

Top Secret! is like a Mel Brooks film. Some gags fail and some kill.

[wydren]

Like a recent Mel Brooks' film. I dare you to find anything in Blazing Saddles that doesn't work.

[BillyG]

Like a recent Mel Brooks' film. I dare you to find anything in Blazing Saddles that doesn't work.

This x 100. The only scene I'm not in stitches in the bean/campfire.

[wydren]

This x 100. The only scene I'm not in stitches in the bean/campfire.

Hey, you've got to have a little sophomoric humor in there. It only stands out so much because everything else in the movie is so goddam genius. Even the stuff that appears to be stupid is intelligent when you take a minute and think about it. Makes me wonder what happened to the guy recently.

[Ben Thomas]

I kinda hate the ending of Blazing Saddles in the same way I kinda hate the ending of The Holy Grail. "Hey, we don't now how to end this thing, so we'll throw in some half-assed meta-humour!".

Now, I realise I'm outing myself as someone who prefers Young Frankenstein and Life of Brian to the previously mentioned, but hey, Matt doesn't like Top Secret!

[Nathan]

I can't hardly watch Holy Grail anymore. Watched it waaaaaaaaay too much in high school.