How would YOU remake __________?

[Ed Hocken]

SHHHHHHHH, he might hear you DAMNIT!!!!

What was what?

[Matt]

Also,

Here we are, Born to be kings,
We're the princes of the universe,
Here we belong, Fighting to survive,
In a world with the darkest powers,
And here we are, We're the princes of the universe,
Here we belong, Fighting for survival,
We've come to be the rules of your world,
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings,
I have no rival, No man can be my equal,
Take me to the future of your world,

Bring on the Girls! Come on come on COME ON!!!!!

[Abraham Smashington]

Creature from the Black Lagoon

1. ALL CG
2. IN MODERN TIMES
3. BRETT RATNER DIRECTING
4. AKIVA GOLDSMAN WRITING
5. DANCE NUMBER IN THE MIDDLE

[B_Metal]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK He's found us..

[Matt]

Creature from the Black Lagoon

1. ALL CG
2. IN MODERN TIMES
3. BRETT RATNER DIRECTING
4. AKIVA GOLDSMAN WRITING
5. DANCE NUMBER IN THE MIDDLE

[Captain Russ]

Virtuosity.

1. Set it in an alternate timeline pre-Perestroika USSR. That way the dumb technology issue is explained away as being both part of an alternate future AND dated for a reason.

2. Have Denzel Washington's character be a KGB agent disgraced by the failure to save the countless victims of Chikatilo. Have him be played by Martin Csokas.

3. Have Sid 6.7 be played by Viggo.

4. Make the ending grim, with Csokas dying inside the program, and taking Sid (Chikatilo being a part of his dominant personality) with him.

Actually, the whole premise is fucking retarded.

Just remake Narc as the Reagan-era arcade game. With the big giant mobster's head on a spider body at the end.

[Ed Hocken]

I'd support that remake of NARC as I hated the original version.

[nerdious dorkus]

Class of 1999. Instead of humaniod biomechanical teacher, the kids are taught by Johnny 5.

[Abraham Smashington]

Short Circuit

1. Instead of Johnny 5, it's Short Round as a robot.
2.?????
3. PROFIT

[Captain Russ]

From Hell.

Make it an HBO mini-series.

Leave everything in.

Cast Brendan Gleeson as Aberline.

[Ed Hocken]

I'd agree with that one.

[Captain Russ]

Home Alone.

Make it realistic.

Have Kevin McAlister die like a bitch for trying that paint can bullshit.

Have Buzz feed him to his tarantula.

[nerdious dorkus]

Deliverance. Rob as Bobby and Ed as McKinney's character. Awesome. I can already hear Rob's screams and squeals.

[Captain Russ]

The Gate.

Make it retarded. REFUCKINGTARDED.

And have a CG-kid Steven Dorff in the lead.

And yes, have the rocket-to-the-face of the big bad in 3D.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Wolverine...don't even know where to start on this one...Just don't fuck up the Weapon X shit, tell a true origin story, keep Deadpool out of it if possible.