How would YOU remake __________?

[BillyG]

Nothing wrong with Fanfic. Any writer will tell you to JUST WRITE, and if you knock out some fanfic to refine your work, so be it.

Also, going to remake Thor before it's even in the can. KEVIN FUCKING MCKIDD AS THOR.

[Abraham Smashington]

haha, for sure. I just remember hating the fuck outta the Highlander when a buddy of mine showed it to me. It was so fucking boring, which sucks because the idea is great. Also, CLANCY!

[V]

Let's hope he does not pull a Mary Sue, and write himself in as Matt, the Uber-Immortal...

[Abraham Smashington]

I'd see that movie.

[Matt]

That was just a concept, anyways. If nothing else, it would have fit in with the first film AND brought back the characters from the first film that actually WORKED (Kurgan and Ramirez).

[B_Metal]

No offense meant Matt as your method would indeed work. Buuuut NO SEQUEL. There can be ONLY ONE!!!

[Abraham Smashington]

Where is Hocken in all of this. he's the fan fiction king

[B_Metal]

SHHHHHHHH, he might hear you DAMNIT!!!!

[V]

Just say the magic word three times, and he will appear!

Slashfic

[B_Metal]

[Matt]

this isn't about fan fiction, though. Seriously, I'm curious as to how you'd remake one of your favorite movies. What would you keep, what would you change, all that shtuff.

[Captain Russ]

Yes, it needs a higher budget.
What worked:
- Clancy Brown as the Kurgan.
- Sean Connery as Ramirez.
- The overall concept, especially since it wasn't clearly defined. That lack of definition served the plot.
- The relationship between Ramirez and Connor was handled beautifully, in my opinion.
- Connor's origin in old Scotland. How he died, how his relationship with his clan changed, how he was exiled, how he met Heather.
- The use of flashbacks within the story. They flowed nicely, and the cinematic transitions between the past and the present were handled in interesting ways.

AND QUEEN.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WHO WANT'S...TO LIVE...FOREVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR R...?

[Matt]

absolutely right. The Queen songs that actually featured in the film were great.

[Captain Russ]

Punisher remake of the remake of the remake.

Leave the title off of it if the brand is tainted, name it something else, but use The End storyline.

And have him self-immolate when his jerb is done.

Just give me more Pullo the Punisher and we're good, you Hollywood prickpants.

[B_Metal]

Also,

Here we are, Born to be kings,
We're the princes of the universe,
Here we belong, Fighting to survive,
In a world with the darkest powers,
And here we are, We're the princes of the universe,
Here we belong, Fighting for survival,
We've come to be the rules of your world,
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings,
I have no rival, No man can be my equal,
Take me to the future of your world,