The long national nightmare is over

[Ed Hocken]

Here's the thing guys, I didn't say the movie sucks balls and you're fucktards for loving it so much. I saw it, and I didn't like it. And I didn't like for these reasons.....

So let's let it be, take the slow ride and take it easy.

[V]

Here's the thing guys, I didn't say the movie sucks balls and you're fucktards for loving it so much. I saw it, and I didn't like it. And I didn't like for these reasons.....

So let's let it be, take the slow ride and take it easy.

Oh!

Ok...

LIKE THAT MAKES IT ALL BETTER, DOESN'T IT?

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MR. HOCKEN... YOU BETTER GROW EYES IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD, BECAUSE I'M GOING ON MOTHERFUCKING SAFARI... AND I NEED A HOCKEN-HIDE RUG TO PULL MY ROOM TOGETHER!

Ah...

You know, sometimes you just have to vent.

Who wants coffee?

[V]

Ed,

I'm sorry.

I'd never make a rug from your skin.

Human skin is too tough to work with.

Also... I'd never ask you to go to Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh smells odd, and I would not want to subject you to that.

[Ed Hocken]

Fuck it, let's go corn-hole our selves a drunk.

[Abraham Smashington]

Here's the thing guys, I didn't say the movie sucks balls and you're fucktards for loving it so much. I saw it, and I didn't like it. And I didn't like for these reasons.....

So let's let it be, take the slow ride and take it easy.

Even if those reasons made no sense to me, yes you are correct sir. Now for me to watch Chinatown.

[V]

No thanks, Ed...

You go and knock yourself out.

I'll watch, though...

[Ed Hocken]

Sounds good, Rob. Knock yourself out, see what ya think.

[Abraham Smashington]

Planning on it.

[Abraham Smashington]

But to just reiterate, Ed is good people even though he hates a fantastic movie. This is why I love this place. We can have some good ole' fashion ribbing without people getting all butthurt.

[Ed Hocken]

Don't hate the film, didn't like the film. DOTD is not Smoking Aces. DOTD doesn't get me pissed off.

[Abraham Smashington]

Works for me.

Do me a favor, revisit this in 6 months.

[Timothy225]

This is true.

And ya know what, you oddly don't fail this time.

You went in, saw the flick, and came away from it with your own opinion.

Good on ya Ed. Even if it makes the blood boil, you're right to have such a view.

And no, I have not been drinking.

Well said! I loved both versions of DotD, and while I don't agree with Ed's opinion, at least Ed had the gumption to put his thoughts out there and stick by 'em.

Maybe if you try some Fulci?

[B_Metal]

Hey, I saw it. And this is what I think.

There were a couple of good moments:

The hunters going out for a zombie shoot while the National Guard is laughing
Ken Foree pimp slapping a zombie

I liked how we are already dropped in to the crisis but my ultimate complaint is this:

The people in this movie outside of Ken Foree ARE THE DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKERS OF ALL GODDAMN TIME.

Plus, we have no idea who these people are. So because I have no idea who they are and they are uninteresting dumbfucks (Except the Doctor, movie should have been about him). I don't care what happens. And with how slow and shambling the zombies are in this movie. I don't see how you can get killed unless you do something really REALLY stupid.

I get the Dr. Who love now. Ed has a doctor fetish.

But at least you watched it I guess.

That's like saying a rapist isn't so bad because he didn't rape YOUR sister.

That's very true, but Romero isn't very good at it. All the more reason, homages and remakes are welcome.

Goddammit Ed.....

This

And this.

And this

I should have stayed in bed this morning.

Agreed.