The long national nightmare is over

[BillyG]

I should have stayed in bed this morning.

[V]

I should have stayed in bed this morning.

Seriously...

It's like all the fucking strength has been sucked out of me.

I've never encountered fail at this order of magnitude in my entire life...

[Ed Hocken]

True that. And did Ed just compare The Trigger Effect to DotD?

Hmm maybe, but if you want shuebreastsssss go see Leaving Las Vegas.

But hey, I saw the movie and did my job.

Hocken: Quality is job one

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Slow zombies are the epitome of impending doom. And no matter how fast you run or where you hide, they'll find a way to get to you. It was a horror film that used psychological terror.

THIS...Fuck Ed...I'm saddened by you...It's all good, we are all entitled to our opinions I suppose.

[Anderson]

I'm just gathering material. Don't mind me.

[Captain Russ]

Hmm maybe, but if you want shuebreastsssss go see Leaving Las Vegas.

Yeah, because instead of her playing with her own nipple, I get to see a drunk Nic Cage play with 'em?

FUCK THAT NOISE.

[BillyG]

Hey guys, at least he gave an honest opinion instead of just saying he enjoyed it in order to not get a bunch of shit.

Right? Guys? Hello?

[Abraham Smashington]

That is true. I respect that. I hate him right now, but I respect him.

[Lisa]

Oh, Ed...

You've angered ALL the zombies!

[V]

That must be a pic from the Monroeville Mall Zombie Walk...

They do it every Halloween at the mall the original DotD was filmed.

Ed? Go there and tell them that Romero's a hack.

I'll pay your medical bill.

[Ed Hocken]

That is true. I respect that. I hate him right now, but I respect him.

Only true way to win respect: Kick ass, not kiss ass

[Lisa]

Ed? Go there and tell them that Romero's a hack.

I'll pay your medical bill.

You must spread around more reputation.....

[Ed Hocken]

I'm not going to do that. I will not shit on someone's parade. Plus, why would I spend the money to go freakin Pittsburgh to yell at people?

[Captain Russ]

Only true way to win respect: Kick ass, not kiss ass

This is true.

And ya know what, you oddly don't fail this time.

You went in, saw the flick, and came away from it with your own opinion.

Good on ya Ed. Even if it makes the blood boil, you're right to have such a view.

And no, I have not been drinking.

[Shit Dickface]

....much.