Star Wars: Prequels....a Revisiting

[Matt]

I would be the most out of shape terminator in existence. Who in the fuck builds a robot with severe near sidedness?

He's a gay infiltration unit, given hyper-realistic defects to help him blend in with modern society.

[Matt]

Ed can't be bargained with...he can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and he absolutely will not stop. EVER. Until he is dead.

[Ed Hocken]

The evil robot overlords didn't do a very good job. They were probably watching Night of the Comet at the time. As opposed to say, some white party or a go go boy or a pop-punk show.

[B_Metal]

Ed can't be bargained with...he can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and he absolutely will not stop. EVER. Until he is dead.

Or until you pull his chest hairs exposed by his ever present V-neck of doom.

[Matt]

Or until you pull his chest hairs exposed by his ever present V-neck of doom.

Coming soon: TERMINATOR: EXFOLIATION

[Abraham Smashington]

Coming soon: TERMINATOR: EXFOLIATION

[Ed Hocken]

Someone, please rep this man. But B_Metal did ya know that when I wear the v-neck. I don't have chest hair! DIDN'T THINK YOU KNEW THAT, DID YA!

[nerdious dorkus]

Someone, please rep this man. But B_Metal did ya know that when I wear the v-neck. I don't have chest hair! DIDN'T THINK YOU KNOW THAT, DID YA!

So, you immediately grow chest hair when you're not wearing a v-neck?

[Abraham Smashington]

OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[Ed Hocken]

So, you immediately grow chest hair when you're not wearing a v-neck?

Yes, v-necks make me smooth. Without them? I look like Zach Galifianakis.

[nerdious dorkus]

What happens when you're wearing a v-neck and then you take off your shirt?

[Abraham Smashington]

[Matt]

So...Star Wars. Yeah.

[nerdious dorkus]

I think a photoshop of Ed as Chewbacca with Rob as Han Solo should be created. Now.

[Ed Hocken]

Yeah, it's something alright. Hell, I was at comic-con when they revealed the EP III title.