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    Star Wars: Prequels....a Revisiting

    So this week I'll be going through the prequels for the first time in years.

    So far I'm about 20 mins into Phantom, and goddamn is this movie fucking boring. Still dig Qui-Gon and Obi, but fuck Jar-Jar, the droids, and the whole underwater sequence.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
    Tags: bmetal is fred durst, ed = teen wolf, i want a keg of beer, star wars
  • #2
    "Meesa a douchebag."

    Goddammit, I dig the character design and the whole idea, it's the fucking voices I can't deal with. Same with the Neimodians.

    And now we're on Tatooine. Now it starts feeling like a SW movie.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #3
      God help you. Jake Lloyd was so horrible.
      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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      • #4
        Watto is awesome. I want to skull fuck Jake Lloyd with a Bantha dick.

        "Are you an angel?"

        No, I'm not. And I'll fuck you in the face with a Diagnoa.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          Goddamn Watto is awesome. Totally love his character. Wish he was in it more.

          And now Jar-Jar is juggling junk. WTF Lucas. Redonkulous.

          The only thing I can say about Jake is that he at least looks like he's conversing with the CGI as opposed to Ewan who looks lost everytime he stares at Jar-Jar.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #6
            Subulba. You are a badass character. Wish he would have just killed Jar-Jar right in the beginning.

            Oh snaps, Captain Panaka. What a non-entity you are. Stupid outfit and all.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              You just never care about the characters. At least I didn't.
              Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
              Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
              POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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              • #8
                God this kid can't act for shit. Making me angry.

                Ahnold should have killed him in Jingle all the Way.

                Love the bare-bones 3P0. Pretty neat.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #9
                  And now Qui-Gon is using a lady razor as a communicator. Awesome.

                  And Maul shows up. Love this guy. Could have been a cool character to be in all of the prequels. But nooooo.....

                  He's no Vader, but I would have loved to see him fuck more shit up.

                  "And they blow you up! BOOM!" FUCK YOU JAKE.

                  Podracing is coming up soon. Still enjoy it although it goes on a bit too long.
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #10
                    They needed to have the same villain far all 3 prequels.
                    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                    • #11
                      Yeah. I agree with that. The prequels don't totally drop the ball as there are some pretty awesome parts, but that is one thing they should have had.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #12
                        "There was no father."

                        FUCK YOU.

                        Christ...I mean Anakin...

                        The whole midichlorian thing was a huge fucking mistake.

                        WIZARD!

                        And I love the ginger kid who gives Ani a hardtime.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #13
                          I love how Qui just stabs Ani with a needle. He's a shady motherfucker.

                          And now MAUL! His little speederbike thing is pretty sweet.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #14
                            What is difference between the blue and green blades? Or does that only have meaning in KOTR?
                            Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                            POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                            • #15
                              "Finish the race of COURSE.." God fuck that kid too.

                              And now another misstep. Having Greg Proops be the voice of the announcer. Just sticks out like a sore thumb.

                              Love the other podracers. This part of the movie kicked my ass in the theater.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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