Star Wars: Prequels....a Revisiting

[Abraham Smashington]

And of course, we can't have a decent scene without a fart joke.

As for the blade colors, all about the crystals used.

[Abraham Smashington]

And Jabba shows up. Good stuff. The sound design for the pods is pretty excellent.

Shut the fuck up Portman. I hate her in this. HATE.

I also love how Jake doesn't even look like he's flying anything. His face is pretty much expressionless.

[Nathan]

And of course, we can't have a decent scene without a fart joke.

As for the blade colors, all about the crystals used.

Right, but in the game didn't they denote a different style of Jedi? More combat oriented vs diplomacy?

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh Warwick, how dare you laugh at Ani.

The animation on the pods is fucking great. The way they get destroyed is animated perfectly.

And there is Aurra Sing. I remember when Lucas said she'd show up in the sequels. Nope. Instead we got Zam.

[Abraham Smashington]

Right, but in the game didn't they denote a different style of Jedi? More combat oriented vs diplomacy?

I don't actually remember. If Ari would come in this thread I'm sure he'd know.

[Abraham Smashington]

"YIPPEE!"

Fucker.

[Abraham Smashington]

Also, the racer who dies and goes "BLARRRGHHGHGH" should have his own spinoff.

God that announcer looks like shit.

Sebulba's pod is a fucking beast.

[Nathan]

The kid is awful, but he didn't write that atrocious dialogue.

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh I know, but he also can't sell it.

I'm not baggin on the actor, well a bit, but they just don't have the skills.

The sad thing is, I love the "Beginning" doc on the 2nd disc more than the actual movie. And I wish the other kid that was up for Anakin would have gotten the part. He could actually, you know, act.

[Nathan]

Here's this: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightsaber_crystal

And I remember seeing that other kid. He was good. It has always been about selling Lucas' dialogue. Imagine anyone but Ford making Solo's stuff work, especially in ep IV.

[Abraham Smashington]

And Jabba fell asleep. What a douchebag.

"Hey Ani, by the way, you didn't know this but I bet that you would win so I can take you with me."

I'd be a bit pissed.

[Abraham Smashington]

And I remember seeing that other kid. He was good. It has always been about selling Lucas' dialogue. Imagine anyone but Ford making Solo's stuff work, especially in ep IV.

Exactly. Lucas is a good idea man, but a horrible writer. THX1138 excluded.

I really wish he'd just have hired fulltime directors/writers on the prequels.

Anyways, that's been discussed to death everywhere. Back to the suck.

"YIPPIE!"

Awws, he has to leave his mom. And so starts the path to Vader.

[Abraham Smashington]

And now time for Maul to make his move. Dig this sandstorm battle. Too short though. Gotta love Qui's little hop to the landing platform. So weak.

[Abraham Smashington]

"Space is cold"
*robot voice*
"You seem sad"
*endrobot voice.

Goddammit.

Kinda wierd how Portman really doesn't age throughout the prequels, but Jake turns into Hayden.

And onto Coruscent.

Also, I'm probably spelling things wrong, but I don't feel like looking up the proper spellings of these words.

And finally Palpatine. I love how we were supposed to not get that Sidious and Palps were the same person. This is why prequels hardly ever work. Noone gives a shit for the most part.

And ZOD should have had more screen time and been more bad ass.

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh snap it's Panaka. And he's carrying his HAT!

God this story is fucking boring. Fuck the Queen and her "handmaiden".