Random Shit Dealing With Comics

[V]

Shit = lost!

[gravedigger]

Haha, "I never claimed Jesus of Qu'ran."

[B_Metal]

More idiots who can't take a joke making all believers look stunted. But still that shit was hilarious.

[Captain Russ]

Also: we all know Batman could beat Jesus the fuck up (and Mel would film it). He did it to Space Jesus (Superman) so many times now, he gets one of those fancy green club jackets that Tiger has and a free membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.

[B_Metal]

Batman wins all fights, he's the GAWDDAMNEDBATMANG!!!

[Howard]

So Manhattan becomes Spider-Island for issue #666 of Amazing Spidey. Storyline sounds as bad as the Clone War Saga. Points for taking away his Spidey-sense though.

[Anderson]

So Manhattan becomes Spider-Island for issue #666 of Amazing Spidey. Storyline sounds as bad as the Clone War Saga. Points for taking away his Spidey-sense though.

It's Dan Slott. Read his shit. The guy has been writing the best Spidey in almost 30 years. It's not even funny how much ass he's kicking.

[Captain Russ]

It's Dan Slott.

He's a fucking badass.

[Anderson]

He's a fucking badass.

He's turning all that Spider-Totem stuff into something that actually makes sense. It also ties into why he lost his spider sense and why the 1980s Spider-Woman is the new Madame Web.

[gravedigger]

It's Dan Slott. Read his shit. The guy has been writing the best Spidey in almost 30 years. It's not even funny how much ass he's kicking.

Are there any Slott trades yet? I haven't picked up a Spidey book in years. Endorsements from you and Russ are promising.

[Anderson]

Are there any Slott trades yet? I haven't picked up a Spidey book in years. Endorsements from you and Russ are promising.

Big Time is the first major Slott only TPB out. But, Slott has been helping out with Brand New Day almost since the launch of the stuff. His first really big solo issue was JJJ becoming Mayor of New York.

But, about Spider Island...the premise is built on Slott breaking apart JMS's bullshit about The Spider Totem. Basically, Slott says that everything happened and no retcons. So, he's going to examine what happens when other people become able to access the same stuff that makes Spidey what he is.

If you read the FCBD issue, the point of Shang-Chi training Spidey was the fact that Madame Web realized that Spidey would get beat like a bitch in a straight-up fight with someone on equal footing.

The only times that he beat people like Firelord and Juggernaut were because he caught them off-guard and that took hours to wear them down.

[Captain Russ]

My face when Slott had a hand in writing the Ren & Stimpy comics:

[Anderson]

My Spider-project keeps getting bigger and bigger. So, I'll open another thread.

That being said...write some erotic fanfic featuring Six-Armed Spidey.

[V]

That being said...write some erotic fanfic featuring Six-Armed Spidey.

Hmm... I have just the writer in mind!

[Lola]

Hmm... I have just the writer in mind!

That meaning you?