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    Get to know the Helper Monkey!

    Per Rob's request I will make my "Mad Skillz" known...
    First things first, I am from South Africa and moved here about 9 years ago, with my family?
    I have been in computers for the past 22 years... had my first one built when I was 10 and it wasn't pretty...but it worked. I realized that its kinda fun and exciting, and continued to explore / explode various components.

    Now on to the details? for those of you that care.
    I am Microsoft, I-Net+, Network+, A+ and IBM certified and a CIW Associate. I hold 3 AAS Degrees in Network Support Specialist, Network Systems Engineer, Software Engineer. Furthermore I hold 2 Bachelors in Science degrees in IT and Computer Science? Phew that should cover most of it.

    There I?ve said my bit. Now, how can I help you?
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    Re: Get to know the Helper Monkey!

    Bragger!

    Haha, kidding kidding.

    This guy knows his shit. And he sounds nothing like Leo Dicaprio in Blood Diamond.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #3
      Re: Get to know the Helper Monkey!

      Welcome to the best place ever
      Holy crap you do know alot, I feel like the kid who rides the short bus listening to you talk hahaaha
      I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
      Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
      Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
      She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari

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      • #4
        Re: Get to know the Helper Monkey!

        Oh he's been here from the beginning. In fact, he's the one that took my ideas and turned them into this forum and main site. He's just a lazy bastard who doesn't like to post.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          Re: Get to know the Helper Monkey!

          Well now i have a reason for living... and its to serve the members of teh PodCaust!!!!!!11!1

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            Re: Get to know the Helper Monkey!

            And even with all of his insane knowledge, even he can't resist typing "Teh" and !!!1111!!

            Hah.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              Re: Get to know the Helper Monkey!

              Originally posted by Rob
              And even with all of his insane knowledge, even he can't resist typing "Teh" and !!!1111!!
              Wow now i can finally step out of the short bus... Thanks Alwyn
              I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
              Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
              Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
              She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari

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              • #8
                Re: Get to know the Helper Monkey!

                Its with purpose... I got the "teh" from you and "teh mainframe" and the !!!11!! is to show my extreme eagerness to help... lolz

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                • #9
                  Re: Get to know the Helper Monkey!

                  Don't be haxxoring teh mainframe!111!!!

                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #10
                    Re: Get to know the Helper Monkey!

                    hack the gibson!
                    The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Get to know the Helper Monkey!

                      We got a single user online and the workload is enough for like 50 people. I think we got a hacker.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #12
                        Re: Get to know the Helper Monkey!

                        I'll check into it... *flies off*

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                        • #13
                          Re: Get to know the Helper Monkey!

                          Originally posted by Alwyn
                          Per Rob's request I will make my "Mad Skillz" known...
                          First things first, I am from South Africa and moved here about 9 years ago, with my family?
                          I have been in computers for the past 22 years... had my first one built when I was 10 and it wasn't pretty...but it worked. I realized that its kinda fun and exciting, and continued to explore / explode various components.

                          Now on to the details? for those of you that care.
                          I am Microsoft, I-Net+, Network+, A+ and IBM certified and a CIW Associate. I hold 3 AAS Degrees in Network Support Specialist, Network Systems Engineer, Software Engineer. Furthermore I hold 2 Bachelors in Science degrees in IT and Computer Science? Phew that should cover most of it.

                          There I?ve said my bit. Now, how can I help you?

                          and why aren't you working at google? did you know that they feed their employees gourmet foods for free? my friend works at the kirkland office in washington and as an intern, he's getting paid bank. makes me sad...
                          The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Get to know the Helper Monkey!

                            ZING!

                            It's because he needs his green card first.

                            Soon man, soon. And I'll just ride his coattails. Lolz..
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #15
                              Re: Get to know the Helper Monkey!

                              doh. get on that quick sirs. google is about to take over the world!

                              ok here's a question for you, what's your favorite and least favorite programming language? and how far can you get/have you gotten inhack this site!?
                              The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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