Get to know the Helper Monkey!

[Alwyn]

Re: Get to know the Helper Monkey!

I like the VB stuff, the .NET suite, but so far I like the C# the most... I know it?s all M$ technologies but thats the world we live in so... deal with it. I find it amusing that people that get to know me jump to the h4x0ring side of things, don?t get me wrong I LIKE the dark side, I am often deep within their realms, but I also like to fix things... I guess if you want to break it down to more simple terms I would probably be classified as a white hat. I have been getting myself mixed up in XML and HXTML... its ok... i wanna get into the old languages tho... like cobol, and maybe ruby

[Alwyn]

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Per Rob's request I will make my "Mad Skillz" known...
First things first, I am from South Africa and moved here about 9 years ago, with my family…
I have been in computers for the past 22 years... had my first one built when I was 10 and it wasn't pretty...but it worked. I realized that its kinda fun and exciting, and continued to explore / explode various components.

Now on to the details… for those of you that care.
I am Microsoft, I-Net+, Network+, A+ and IBM certified and a CIW Associate. I hold 3 AAS Degrees in Network Support Specialist, Network Systems Engineer, Software Engineer. Furthermore I hold 2 Bachelors in Science degrees in IT and Computer Science… Phew that should cover most of it.

There I’ve said my bit. Now, how can I help you?

and why aren't you working at google? did you know that they feed their employees gourmet foods for free? my friend works at the kirkland office in washington and as an intern, he's getting paid bank. makes me sad...

I will be expanding my horizons soon... i have some unfinished business with the USCIS... *growls and curses*

[Nathan]

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Dude, your avatar is awesome and it scares me.

[Alwyn]

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Dude, your avatar is awesome and it scares me.

it's meant to scare the non-working computers... they fear me....

[Abraham Smashington]

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[Alwyn]

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awesome... where is that pic from.

[Abraham Smashington]

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Go to Music board, go to music video thread, click on video in my post "Come to Daddy" by Aphex Twin. Learn, love, respect...

[Nathan]

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I knew that his avatar reminded me of something. On a side note, have you heard Dillinger Escape Plan's cover of that song with Mike Patton on vocals. Good stuff.

[Abraham Smashington]

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WHAT WHAT WHAT?!

No. You have the mp3?

[Nathan]

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The disc is somewhere at home. Maybe in the car. Will check.

[Abraham Smashington]

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Sweet. Let me know, I would love to hear that. Gotta love Mike Patton.

[Nathan]

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Don't have it on me, but this will let you hear it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7R4z...eature=related

[Abraham Smashington]

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HOLY FUCK. THIS IS DOPE! I want to windmill punch some bitches now.

[Abraham Smashington]

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And the Helper Monkey lives up to his name. He just sent me the song. Go INTARWEBS!

[Nathan]

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There is live footage on the 'tube of DEP with Patton doing a FNM cover. Can't remember which one.