The Anderson Tapes Chapter 5: The Human Ashtray

[Abraham Smashington]

Anderson and Rob are back to continue the ridiculousness with another hour of “entertainment”. The duo discuss the legacy of Chris Farley, Kevin Smith’s shtick, where the hate for Brett Ratner comes from, and Rob is somehow able to bring up dwarf sex in the middle of all of this. Cinematic pricks, the grandpa from Angus, and an alternate Alien 3 movie spurs on even more conversation.

Rob can’t hate on Wil Wheaton, they both hate on Chris Hardwick, and Anderson and Rob both love Michael Keaton. A young Anderson has an interesting encounter with Chris Claremont, Rob’s Cenobite form would be terrifying, and Anderson discusses “The Human Ashtray” while Rob brings up iCarly.

[Anderson]

Rerb bangs the little people.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Wrestlemania III is the correct answer.

[Abraham Smashington]

at that point I was pretty drunk and forgot how to play Family Feud.

[FilmNerdJamie]

"MY COWS ARE DEAD!"

"Oh yeah, and my kid too."

[Abraham Smashington]

haha. I need to see that movie.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Your version sounds better, Rob.

[Abraham Smashington]

Rerb bangs the little people.

ONE. One, dwarf. Crossed it off my list.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Yep.

Inglorious Basterds and Jackie Brown are QT's best two.

[Captain Russ]

I don't think I could name more than two movies with assless chaps even featured in them. A for effort.

[Abraham Smashington]

I wanted to say Clerks 2 but pretty sure that doesn't count.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I would say Clerks, Chasing Amy and Dogma.

[BillyG]

But all chaps are assless...it's just chaps but the person isn't wearing jeans under.

[Abraham Smashington]

SEMANTICS

[Captain Russ]

But all chaps are assless...it's just chaps but the person isn't wearing jeans under.

That's the joke, fleshlight phil.