The Anderson Tapes Chapter 1: Out of Spite

[Captain Russ]

No shit

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm sorry man, our schedules just don't seem to work at the moment. I can't do an episode during the day on a Saturday, and I'm way too fucking drunk after BDR to do another one Friday night.

[Abraham Smashington]

And when I say "can't", I mean "won't. Saturday afternoons are really the only time Lesley and I can do stuff together. And I fucking hate recording on Sundays because I fucking hate Sunday to begin with. Also I'm already doing one with Ari on Saturday (as this weekend fell through) evening but may be able to do one later afternoon on Saturday prior to the one with Ari.

[BillyG]

And when I say "can't", I mean "won't. Saturday afternoons are really the only time Lesley and I can do stuff together. And I fucking hate recording on Sundays because I fucking hate Sunday to begin with. Also I'm already doing one with Ari on Saturday (as this weekend fell through) evening but may be able to do one later afternoon on Saturday prior to the one with Ari.

[B_Metal]

ALLLLLLL ABOOOOOARD!!!!!!! LAST TRAIN TO EXCUSEVILLE DEPARTING!!!!

[Abraham Smashington]

whatever. It's not like anyone else is helping me record these, edit these, post these, etc. Wedding shit is taking up alot of time. Troy will understand that.

[B_Metal]

[BillyG]

whatever. It's not like anyone else is helping me record these, edit these, post these, etc. Wedding shit is taking up alot of time. Troy will understand that.

You're a victim of your own success Hughes!

[Abraham Smashington]

lulz. I've just been burnt out. Ceej and I have had 3 different episode scrapped in the last 3 weeks due to weird computer issues. BDR is my first focus, everything else comes second.

[B_Metal]

Just wait till it gets close to the wedding.

[Anderson]

whatever. It's not like anyone else is helping me record these, edit these, post these, etc. Wedding shit is taking up alot of time. Troy will understand that.

Been busy, it's true.

Wedding shit is a bitch until after it's all said and done. Then, you're like...I spent all of that time and money for people I barely know to sit around and eat on my dime? Just make sure the honeymoon is good to make up for it.

[Abraham Smashington]

I doubt we'll have any money left for a honeymoon. yay.

[Timothy225]

Kind of the same boat Jen and I were in when we got hitched, Rob. We never had a proper honeymoon, as we had to come to terms that we needed carpeting, a bedroom set, etc. The cash we got at the wedding wound up paying for all that, plus keeping us above water for awhile bills-wise.

Hope you and Lesley get a nice financial haul at your nuptials!

[Captain Russ]

I'm sorry man, our schedules just don't seem to work at the moment. I can't do an episode during the day on a Saturday, and I'm way too fucking drunk after BDR to do another one Friday night.

You son of a motherless goat.

[BillyG]

I doubt we'll have any money left for a honeymoon. yay.

If Brittany and I get married we've decided to have a party at our place, hire one of our favorite food trucks to cater, and just get totally fucked up on the cheap, then blow our load on a badass honeymoon.