She's Right, I'm Rob Episode 29: 6 Years A.T.G.

[Abraham Smashington]

Rob and Lesley are back after only a week and Rob feels betrayed.

Our lovebirds reminisce about the coolest lofts and houses of all time while getting REAL with RULES of the ROAD by GRINDING with JOCKS and ROCK and Rob admits something he’s never told anyone before. Lesley’s spring break vacations were never like the ones that were on MTV but that didn’t deter Rob from trying to look like one of his childhood heroes. After spending some time in the memory warehouse, Rob unleashes a brand new segment called #RobLovesFelicity thanks to everyone who tagged him online, (28:35 – 107:00). It comes to light that Felicity may be the worst human on the planet, if the roles were reversed this would be a much different show, goths aren’t all they are cracked up to be, and Rob just cannot escape the hell that is Brian Crackow.



After this Lesley and Rob quickly talk about the glut of superhero shows before gushing about the new FX show Legion. They aren’t huge fans of Powerless (even though drunken Rob keeps calling it Fearless), and wrap up the show asking the lovlies to let them know if Rob should continue watching Felicity….



As promised, here is Rob’s stream of consciousness in the form of notes while he watched the very first episode of Felicity: Felicity Ep 1

[Anderson]

No, it's torture. Nobody gives a fuck about Felicity.

[Anderson]

This Felicity thing started as podcast poison, now it's Rerb being psycho-analyzed.

[Abraham Smashington]

yesssssssss

[Abraham Smashington]

for reals though....that show is soooo fucked up

[Anderson]

The show is fucking horrible. I used to use it as an early psych profile on new chicks.

Guys that were too into Swingers and chicks that were too into Felicity were always psychos.

[Abraham Smashington]

right?!?! It's awesome because I legit hate it so far. Lesley loves it cause of nostalgia. This should be fun.

[Abraham Smashington]

Swingers was always fucking terrible.

[Anderson]

I can't see this Felicity stuff lasting further. Turn your notes into a running post on the front page and just let that shit get picked by the Tumblr crowd.

Shit, it could be a Good Job, Internet finding in 6 months to a year. One man revisits Felicity for his wife and takes notes on the thing she loves.

Audio-wise...it's got a short shelf life. Text-wise, you could do the whole run.

[Ingrid]

Lol, I love that you acknowledge you've talked about Real World on several episodes. And for real, the decor in those houses is GAWD AWFUL.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah hopefully since we're not taking months/years between eps now that it won't happen as much.

[Ingrid]

Question: when did we become "lovelies"? Did I miss something?

[Abraham Smashington]

When I was drunk I guess? Lol. I can't keep shit straight after watching a full episode of Felicity.

[Abraham Smashington]

What did I call you before?

[Ingrid]

Fuckers? Motherfuckers? I don't think we ever had a name... I'm good with Lovlies.