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Yeah, the internet has totally fucked me in that regards.
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson -
Fuck the internet. FORESTPORN FOREVER.Me quick one want slowComment
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I.....uh......well ya see....Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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I knew a guy that threw his first porn tape in the woods out of fear of it being found. When he looked for it later out of more fear, it was gone. It may have had Ron Jeremy in it. Maybe. Forest porn monster lives. He's out there. He might be Russ.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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