Episode 17: "Jeeves, Fetch Me Some Sparklers Post-Haste."

[Abraham Smashington]

Rob and Lesley celebrate the 4th of July the only way they know how: DRINKING ALOT OF ALCOHOL. They discuss their childhood celebrations, why some people can't grasp proper movie theater etiquette and then they travel to Cybertron and give "Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon" (Minor spoilers) 2.5 tampons. Lesley and Rob talk about cartoons from their childhood and things get heated when "Care Bears" and "My Little Pony" get brought up. They go on a ride with Ryan Reynolds and attempt to discuss "Green Lantern" (minor spoilers) but go off on a tangent about sisters who wear pants and a shirtless Kat Dennings.

[Randall]

Oh god don't let that My Little Pony movie happen

[Abraham Smashington]

haha. It would be horrific.

[Captain Russ]

DURR DURR DURR people are the worst of all god's creatures.

[Abraham Smashington]

The 600 lb guy that sat behind us in a completely empty theater is definitely the worst. I couldn't hear the goddamn dialogue thanks to his "OMG I BREATHE LIKE A FUCKING LEAFBLOWER" shtick.

[B_Metal]

I'll take fatty mcfatterson breathing over 5 year old in an r rated movie kicking my chair and the "parent" not giving a fuck until I spazz out.

[Captain Russ]

In that situation, you get up and move and play musical chairs with the fupa'd individual until he relents.

It's the only way they will learn.

[Captain Russ]

"I likes what I likes" is up there with "totes" in eroding my respect for you.

(not really, especially when the laugh-packed Broney-Hocken connection follows)

You got it right back!

IT IS TOUCH AND GO HERE.

TOUCH AND GO.

[Captain Russ]

"Your head is enormous."

"Shut the fuck uuuuUP!."

The rebuttal was straight out of Serge's wheelhouse.

[B_Metal]

I likes what I likes really means "I have no defense your Honor"

[Captain Russ]

And I have a problem with that. A single concise example can do so much to mend this fence.

But then again, they're already on their way to Blottoland so I can understand the difficulty to become Johnny-on-the-spot.

[B_Metal]

Russ....are you having an "A Beautiful Mind" moment?

[Captain Russ]

I don't follow.

[B_Metal]

I likes what I likes really means "I have no defense your Honor"

And I have a problem with that. A single concise example can do so much to mend this fence.

But then again, they're already on their way to Blottoland so I can understand the difficulty to become Johnny-on-the-spot.

I don't follow what example you need and to whom you are referring to as on their way to blottoland. I'm lost.

[Captain Russ]

I don't follow what example you need and to whom you are referring to as on their way to blottoland. I'm lost.

I'm referring to the flimsiness of the excuse in "I likes what I likes"/"No defense."

The commuter to Blottoland in this case being Rob.