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Can't. not until he calls in again. He's been neglecting us."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Wedding suggestion...
Star Trek: TOS theme!
Rob with parted-on-the-side slicked-back hair and a gold velour shirt with weird medals...
Lesley as green skinned Orion slave girl...Comment
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The Fleshlight™ must be Na'vi Blue...Comment
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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heh."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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I was sort of hoping for a Sound of Music themed wedding. Lesley rocking her best Julie Andrews ensemble, Ron dressed as The Captain, and the music is a selection of songs from the soundtrack.
By the time Rob and Lesley bid farewell to their guests by singing "So Long, Farewell", Rob's head will have exploded nicely!Comment
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A 'customer review'...Originally posted by Theodore Moistington III View Post
I got this model b/c I was curious -- and, well, it is different. It basically causes a sensory-overload on your penis, as there are so many textures this sleeve goes through. First is some kind of twisting thing, then a lotus node (w/ a "cervix"), then the STU bumps -- WOW! It got the job done, and was definitely an unusual experience. Feels incredible!
The 'skin' is also very soft and silky, which is typical of the Fleshlight sleeves -- so it has that skin-like realism, but with those whacky textures -- which is to, evidently, come off as alien to the user. So, fuel your fantasies, if you swing that way. The genitalia look 'alien' as well -- blue-skinned w/ a double-clitoris, and strange labia.
Very nice, and original, experience. I recommend it, for the novelty alone. Not human-realistic (which it wasn't intended to be), but a fun device for something different (when you're tired of the same-old).
If you got the $$$, go ahead and get one while they are still in production.Comment
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EXACTLY."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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This episode was awesome.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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Can we get a ruling on Rerb being Frasier Crane?
I think not... since I'm not sure he knows any brittle Noel Coward 'bon mot'.Comment
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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BSG FTMFW!Comment
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Originally posted by V View Post
Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it."Originally posted by Nathan View Post
"I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop."
Ok... I'll stop now.Comment
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