Episode 13: Blue Waffles

[Abraham Smashington]

"Like promised, Rob and Lesley are back again with tales of awesomeness. They discuss their Valentine's Day, sex lists, The Flowbee™ and they spoil the following movies - "Steel Magnolias" (Rob now has a vagina and Lesley is stuck on Mars), "No Strings Attached" (A chick flick that isn't a chick flick..or something) , "Monsters" (Rob and Lesley enjoyed this one immensely) and "The Expendables" (Lesley gets all mushy thanks to Jason Statham). Rob and Lesley come up with a new rating system, discuss the future of their relationship and then VOICEMAIL!"

[V]

The sound in Lesley's voice when you showed the waffle made the phone call totally worth it.

"LOOK AT THE VAGINA!"

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm glad you enjoyed. We had fun, and like I said, we're doing these on a more frequent basis. So feel free to call in with shit that I need to make Lesley look at....haha. She can hang.

[Ingrid]

"How does she put that in pants?"

[Anderson]

I like that I can listen on Facebook now, but I have to fight the urge to keep updating the page.

[B_Metal]

WALTON GOGGINS DAMNIT!!! Lulz

[B_Metal]

Also I'm so drunk I'm having a stroke. Win.

[Nathan]

Looking forward to this. Will listen in a few hours.

[Abraham Smashington]

Sweet. I enjoy our new rating system.

[B_Metal]

It's good but it needs more Rock. Like maybe "5 Rock branded Tampons out of 5"

NVM that's terrible lulz

[Ingrid]

Yeah, I think I may start using the tampon scale from now on. "God, that was just a complete abortion of a movie. I'm gonna throw 5 tampons at it, so I don't have to go near it again..."

[Abraham Smashington]

YES.

[Nathan]

GO! rules.

William FITCH-NER.

[Nathan]

FUCK hippies.

[BillyG]

Ray Stevenson deserved a Punisher trilogy. War Zone is incredible.