Episode 12: The Cup Runneth Over

[Captain Russ]

The Miz was on the second New York season, not Hawaii. Jesus, Rob! And you said you watched Hawaii. YOU FAILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

Tek all up in dis

(I too was a teenage werewolf)

[Abraham Smashington]

I got Tek and Ruthie right, but The Miz I failed at.

[BillyG]

Love the reason your plans to move to Texas fell apart. Ya'll have got to come to Texas so we can watch Lesley ogle the suburban cowboys and laugh my ass off.

[Abraham Smashington]

The real reason is because Lesley wants seasons. Including winter.

[BillyG]

DFW has seasons, and Russ. And Dinosaur Park!

[Nathan]

We have The Creation Museum.

[Lesley]

I want seasons except for winter.

[BillyG]

I want seasons except for winter.

I don't see why you wouldn't want to move to DFW or Austin then. Houston and South Texas are really the only places that get screwed out of seasons because of the oppressive humidity.

"I could just be sitting here stroking it while you stare at me." Shit done been lost.

[Nathan]

I must hear Lesley with southern accent.

[Timothy225]

Stellar 'cast, you two, as always, and very glad this is going to twice a month. Gotta agree with y'all on the first Potter flick - 'twas the best, although a couple of the sequels were pretty good.

Rob as a cowboy. Sorry, hoss, not seeing it.

[Captain Russ]

DFW has seasons, and Russ. And Dinosaur Park!

Yeah! We got dinos and shit!

[V]

Unless that dino is fucking Grimlock... then fail.

[Captain Russ]

Your standards are impossible.

[V]

Not impossible... only mathematically improbable.

[Captain Russ]

I know now why that avatar is perfectly suited.