Episode 11: Rob Put a Ring on It

[Captain Russ]

I just have this mental image of where Zabka is settled into a relationship and has to fight to get his point across.

It's the last gasp of his dickish past. And it's not even all that dickish. His final "the pussy toss: for distance," if you will.

I dunno. That's the only part that stuck out. Most everything else is pretty standard "typical Rerb" fare.

[Abraham Smashington]

What was the point I was trying to get across? I find this fascinating.

[Howard]

Yeah, eff you Howard.

WHAT?

WHAT!!

[Ed Hocken]

What was the point I was trying to get across? I find this fascinating.

It's a neat idea, but somehow I bet life wasn't exactly peaches and cream for those douchebags either. They were probably getting beaten on by somebody else or their parents didn't care and vise versa.

[Abraham Smashington]

I know right?

Also, I think breaking a bone would have made for a VERY memorable proposal story. Go back and do it again.

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[Captain Russ]

What was the point I was trying to get across? I find this fascinating.

I think you were trying to move beyond a Purdy-listomania and were continually shut out.

It's sort of a blur, maaaaaaan.

[Abraham Smashington]

hahaha. awesome. I'm really glad you guys like these.

[nerdious dorkus]

Umm... Lesley, I don't know how to tell you this but Rob just pulled a Christopher Reeves... Oh, and he wanted to propose to you as well... ... ...

[Howard]

Hey. That's YOUR fault. You mentioned wanting to give Lesley a memorable engagement AND also mentioned possibly breaking a bone on a horse. I just connected the two.

[Captain Russ]

You shoulda gone Mr. Hands on it.

BOOSH

[Abraham Smashington]

haha, that's what Ceej and I talked aobut a few episodes ago. Have Lesley come out to the pasture where I'm being violated by a horse.

"WILL YOooouuuuUNGGNNNGGGNG MAAAARRRYYYYEEEHHHH MEEEEUHHHHHHHH"

[Captain Russ]

LOLOLOLOL

Ah fergert abert thert.

[gravedigger]

That's a big horse. I don't blame you for not jumping on. My wife's current barrel horse is 16 hands (layman translation= FUCKING HUGE) and there's no way I'll ever get on that beast.

Great show, guys. My wife and I also fall into the "people probably think we're mental patients" crowd by the way we talk to each other. Good times.

Why aren't the proposal and birthday videos loaded on the YouTubes yet?

[Abraham Smashington]

Thank you sir! Finally someone who gets just how scary BIG HORSES are. haha.

And those videos will never be up on youtube.

[Ingrid]

Just listened to this again after Nathan reminded me of Clip Clop. You guys are awesome and I really enjoy listening to you. There. There is your reason for doing it.




Seriously, though, you two rule.