Episode 9: What's That Slapping Sound?

[Ed Hocken]

Why do we never see zombie animals? The infected monkeys in 28 weeks Later don't count.

Zombie dogs and birds in Resident Evil.

[Howard]

Time to call PETA on Rob.

[Howard]

Zombie dogs and birds in Resident Evil.

I mean real zombie movies.

[Abraham Smashington]

oh shit, what did I do?

[Abraham Smashington]

Also, Romero has animals in his movies, but they don't seem to be infected.

[Howard]

Implied meanness to dogs and horses.

[Ed Hocken]

That's a good point, perhaps the necrotic aren't feasting on pets. Even though you'd think they would eat all the vermin.

I suspect some kind of Mother Gaia approach.

[Howard]

Also, Romero has animals in his movies, but they don't seem to be infected.

I know, but no zombie animals. Why is that? Zombie sidetracked.

[Ed Hocken]

Maybe the zombie virus doesn't work on animals. Maybe the zombies only want to go after other humans.

[Abraham Smashington]

Implied meanness to dogs and horses.

Haha, that's all Clint. He was kind of an asshole in that movie. And I'm an asshole in the RDR game.

[V]

Regardless of how you feel about our furry friends... when the Apocalypse comes, and you've run out of Spam and baked beans?

Guess what?

Fido's going to look awfully tasty.

[Ed Hocken]

Shit, I'd rather eat the dog than eat Pork n' beans. The meat will be fresher.

Mmmmm, Saint Bernard steak

[Nathan]

DAD!! JASON!!!

[Abraham Smashington]

I knew you'd like that.

[Nathan]

Fuck that kid! I may start playing again just to abuse that little shit.