Episode 5: Rob wants to fuck a mermaid

[Nathan]

I regret it, trust me. I've heard about how much it sucked over and over again. But I find it amusing that everytime he brings it up, the amount of time we "ambushed" him gets longer and longer.

Wasn't trying to sound like a dick by the way. I just have firm feelings when it comes knot tying.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Just finished the episode, good job, most random shit ever...nice...

Let's start from the beginning, Lesley's Sarah Palin is fucking epic, you should talk in that heavy accent all the time for cereal...Pics of Sarah or she doesn't exist, I like to see who I listen too, CJ is the only person that is allowed to hide his identity...Rob, I agree, Fuck hippies...Lesley gets mighty chatty when she dranks, kudos Rob...In reference to your perverse convo, I would totally watch (but you guys already have thoughts of me I'm sure)...I would feel sorry for Lesley if you had two boys, imagine 3 little Rob's running around, not just think of the pain my wife feels with 3 little Big B's and the OG Big B...Sweat and erection, LOL'd hard at this point, I thought you said sweat pants, that would have been hilarious...So the wedding I envision for you guys, Vegas, drive-thru, an Alien Elvis marries you, BONG! done deal...Epic weed stories, it's great to have some...And like Rob, I did all my bad shit in High School, shortly after got married and the rest is history...

Great job, now try to get us some video...BTW you have inspired me to play Edward 40Hands sometime very soon, my brother, sister in law, best friend and wife will all be on board...pictures will follow...

[Abraham Smashington]

I have some video. I'll try and post it later tonight.

[Lesley]

I'm glad you liked my Palin impression. I'm pretty sure Rob is sick of hearing it. I especially like to say "I can see Russia from my house" a lot.

Did I get really chatty? And by the way, I love that you said I get chatty "when she dranks" --- I also get chatty when I get my hair did.

Don't feel bad for me if we have 2 boys - I'd rather have children that can't get knocked up.

[Abraham Smashington]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhAjr01COLw

[Captain Russ]

NOT THE DUTCH ANGLE!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Abraham Smashington]

That's right fool.

Germany represent!

[Nathan]

NOT THE DUTCH ANGLE!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Huh?

[Abraham Smashington]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_angle

A Dutch tilt, Dutch angle, oblique angle, German angle, canted angle or Batman Angle is a cinematic tactic often used to portray the psychological uneasiness or tension in the subject being filmed. A Dutch angle is achieved by tilting the camera off to the side so that the shot is composed with the horizon at an angle to the bottom of the frame. Many Dutch angles are static shots at an obscure angle, but in a moving Dutch angle shot the camera can pivot, pan or track along the director/cinematographer's established diagonal axis for the shot.

[Nathan]

Right. I thought there was another video demonstrating, uh, other activities. C'mon. Two chicks, 40's, Minnesota; the possibilites are endless.

[Abraham Smashington]

That's for our other site: Yahyabetchaitsporn.com

[Nathan]

Also, Sarah had a powerful laugh. She about took out my ear drums at one point. She was a nice addition to this podcast though.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

That's for our other site: Yahyabetchaitsporn.com

This would be epic...there's a market for everything.

[gravedigger]

Is this supposed to be on the iTunes?

[Abraham Smashington]

You know, it is, but for some reason I can't for the life of me get it to show up. I think Helper fucked with something. I apologize for the inconvenience, but you'll have to download it from the main page for now.