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Episode 5: Rob wants to fuck a mermaid
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I would think the fish smell would kinda ruin that experience. Still, the little mermaid was smoking.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.
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This is trueBlog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.
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Technically having sex with a mermaid would involve said mermaid laying eggs somewhere and then you'd have to skeet on them. I suppose she could give you a hand job for that part. Too graphic?
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You are in luck, my good man. I happen to know a mermaid... Well... at least the closest you are gonna get. My friend was a model for the guy who does all the mermaid tails and outfits for all the Hollywood movies, tv shows, and commercials. Yes, he did all the stuff for Splash also."You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Homer Simpson
"What if you get scared half to death twice?"
Steven Wright
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You people and your laughin'. It is infectious. Drunk laughter is the best kind of laughter.
As the shitty actor Jason Biggs once said: "Watched Little Mermaid the other day. Ariel man, she's so hot."
Truer words have probably been spoken on several occasions, but they are not in regard to any discussion of sex with a cartoon character.
Hatchbacks are kickass. The big sis just got a VW Rabbit.
A zombie wedding would be badass. A Billy Idol White Wedding would be even better. And what would end the world as we know it? A ZOMBIE Billy Idol White Wedding.
And now for something more serious, but not really.
As with other people, I have several friends that I have known for a long time that have consistently kept the same political viewpoints for years. They continue to vote only by party platform, and unfortunately do not look further into it. That, and they can't read. But they are decent illiterate people, albeit misguided in their choices.
Great episode and glad to see you both return to the podcast fold.Me quick one want slow
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I would do Ariel without thinking twice about it!!! The only thing that might hinder me is the fact that she is 16. Although, I do suppose that "under the sea" they wouldn't give a shit."You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Homer Simpson
"What if you get scared half to death twice?"
Steven Wright
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