We need your questions!

[Lesley]

Yeah, we need more, otherwise come Friday I will only have 6 or 7 questions to ask.

[Abraham Smashington]

Everyone else definitely needs to up their game with questions at this point. Jesus.

[ScooterLaBeef]

That shit is great..... rep points for meatbag!!!!

[Captain Russ]

GRUDGE MATCH!

So...you and Ceej are walkin' down the mean streets of the Minneapolis suburbs, and suddenly, you both are sprayed with cat urine and proceed to cheese your balls off. (How this occurs is inconsequential.) You each begin to hallucinate that you are in an arena, surrounded by alien figures who are chanting your names. An old man sits upon a throne, who proceeds to tell you that each of you are not worthy of his daughter's awesome boobage. The two of you must battle it out on the arena floor (which in reality is the parking lot of a local White Castle)for this and other arbitrary reasons.

That being said, what would your weapons of choice be? What is your entrance music?

Before you ask, the answer is no, I am not on drugs. I am just naturally this fucked.

[Abraham Smashington]

And everyone needs to take a cue from Mc. Now those are some epic questions.

[Captain Russ]

If there were an award show for the weirdest acting achievements, would win Best Undernourished Star? Guy Pearce (The Proposition), Christian Bale (Rescue Dawn and The Machinist), or DJ Qualls (Everything he has ever been in)? Or other?

Also, who would win Best Beard Appearances in Film? Josh Brolin (Planet Terror), Sean Connery (The Rock), Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean), or Nicole Kidman (marriage to Tom Cruise)? Or other?

Greatest ethnic action movie background player?

Danny Nucci (ethnic Navy SEAL in The Rock who dies/ethnic Witsec agent in Eraser who dies),

Raymond Cruz (winner of Greatest Ethnic Military Officer in the 90s: the sniper Chavez in Clear and Present Danger, silly-ponytailed marine in The Rock, and "Shit pushed in" Guy from Training Day), or

Noel Gugliemi (runner-up in the Best East LA Gangster Stereotype Actor category: Hector in The Fast and The Furious, Other "Shit pushed in" guy from that scene in Training Day, and Warehouse Hood Who Gets Thrown Off a Roof By Statham in Crank)? Or other?

ALSO: what category would you come up with at this Random Awards Show that Mike Myers would probably host because the organizers are completely out of touch?

[Lesley]

More questions needed for next podcast!

[Captain Russ]

To Mullet or not to Mullet? That is the question. Whether tis' goofy as shit or awesome, who rocked it harder in the following two action epics: JCVD in Hard Target (oily like Rick James and on the same amount of cocaine) or The Boz in Stone Cold (killin' bikers-type business in the front, and kodo dragon feeding-party in the back)?

Either way, Lance Henriksen got his shit fucked up by the Mullet Men of Yesteryear.

[Nathan]

You guys ever watch I, Claudius(or I, Clavdivs, like it says on the box)? Or The Prisoner?

[Abraham Smashington]

Totally.

He was probably hooked when he recieved his first free bottle of Head&Shoulders.

[Captain Russ]

Some people just don't enjoy the finer things in life. He's probably a Bigfoot fan.

[Abraham Smashington]

HAha. As for your BSG question, I'd love to talk about it...BUT
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Cj is a bitch and wont' give it a chance.

flame him!

[Captain Russ]

Were you ever interested in monster trucks?

If so...who should win the battle of the monster truck planets? Bigfoot or Gravedigger? If you say Big Foot, you should be struck down by a fat redneck in overalls with flipper hands.

And yes...I spelled BigFoot THREE (count 'em, three!) different ways. Why you may (probably not) ask? Culprit: booze. Bittersweet, wonderful, problem-ridding, "go-to excuse to the bad kind of one-night stands" booze.

[nerdious dorkus]

if you don't feel it how can you complain...

Do you like any sports? Any favorite athletes?

he felt it alright... although i'm usually packing a tube sock or three...

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

if you don't feel it how can you complain...

Do you like any sports? Any favorite athletes?