We need your questions!

[Abraham Smashington]

Well of course.

[Captain Russ]

True story, sir.

The line where the 8 foot tall Amazonian DJ says "your skinny white ass," I was confused as to who she was addressing. Ferlito looked like she'd be hangin' at JT's BBQ pit for a the duration of the Grindhouse shoot.

She was fighting an uphill battle from "Go" on that movie.

Still...I bet if I asked the "Hottest Character in Grindhouse" question, I know you both would go: FAHEY.

[Abraham Smashington]

And Ferlito's nose was fucking distracting in the theater. Her whole face was actually. She ain't have nothing on Rosario.

[Captain Russ]

I'd hate to be an interviewer of Whitaker. I'd be too busy trying to figure out which one he was looking out of at any given moment to even listen to him answer my questions.

Hell, I'd probably blurt out "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR EYE?"

[Abraham Smashington]

Strangest celebrity physical features?

Vanessa Ferlito's fucked up nostril (Cocaine through a garden hose? Pop fly? Or a game of oneupmanship with Stunt-Man Mike?)

Joaquin Phoenix's hairlip? (Johnny Cash was too much of a badass to have a cleft palate. Main reason Phoenix didn't get the Oscar was that hairlip. True Story.)

Jean Claude Van Damme's perpetually bumpy forehead? (When is he just gonna pay a homeless dude to knock that back in with an empty St. Ides bottle?)

Neve Campbell's inverted nipples? (It was a sad day when I found it out. Damn.)

Forrest Whitaker's wandering eye? (Not an adulterer in any way; just a man with one eye going one way, one going the other, and one getting to Scotland before you.)

I can't deal with Forrest. Specifically because of his lazy eye. Dude is an awesome actor, but it's hard to watch him. Lazy eye's make me feel ill sometimes.

[Captain Russ]

Strangest celebrity physical features?

Vanessa Ferlito's fucked up nostril (Cocaine through a garden hose? Pop fly? Or a game of oneupmanship with Stunt-Man Mike?)

Joaquin Phoenix's hairlip? (Johnny Cash was too much of a badass to have a cleft palate. Main reason Phoenix didn't get the Oscar was that hairlip. True Story.)

Jean Claude Van Damme's perpetually bumpy forehead? (When is he just gonna pay a homeless dude to knock that back in with an empty St. Ides bottle?)

Neve Campbell's inverted nipples? (It was a sad day when I found it out. Damn.)

Forrest Whitaker's wandering eye? (Not an adulterer in any way; just a man with one eye going one way, one going the other, and one getting to Scotland before you.)

[Ari]

Oh that's a good one.

[Captain Russ]

So...I was leaving the gym when Loverboy's "Working for the Weekend" came on (There were better things before then. Not that there is anything wrong with Loverboy). "Chris Farley as a Chippendale's hopeful" imagery aside, what was the shittiest job you ever held? How long do you grit your teeth and deal with it before you went all "Scarface in Half-Baked" on the establishment?

[ScooterLaBeef]

fuck i fail at grammar.

So stop critiquing me!

[nerdious dorkus]

why do certain colored people die first in movies? is it supposed to be funny?

is it sid meier's civilization games racist because you go around and conquer nations and tribes of possibly different races?

fuck i fail at grammar.

*is sid meier's civilization games racist because you go around and conquer nations and tribes of possibly different races?

[Abraham Smashington]

Make sure to get your questions in by today! We are recording around 6 pm central time!

[nerdious dorkus]

why do certain colored people die first in movies? is it supposed to be funny?

is it sid meier's civilization games racist because you go around and conquer nations and tribes of possibly different races?

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Why did Chuck Norris pwn us on COD on June 25th?

I know CJ loved ICP, is there any other hip hop love?

Can anyone deliver better one liners than Ah-nold? Seriously; Commando, Total Recall, The Running Man and Predator, are all filled with gems? Has there ever been an action better than the governator?

Who parties harder: Eddie Furlong, Cory Feldman, Pete Doherty & Kate Moss or The Olsen Twins?

Do you get popcorn at the movies? I don't understand the people that can't watch a movie without it.

[Ari]

Did Belvedere ever "touch" Wesley?

On Small Wonder, what do you think the dad's real intentions were for his little robot girl, Vicky? And if those intentions were perverted, would there be anything illegal or wrong about it?

When is Cj going to make babies with his wife?

Why are ninjas so damn awesome? And if you make something lame (like fairies) into ninjas, does it automatically become awesome as well?

Jar Jar Binks: Great because he took the hate off the Ewoks, or just lame?

Speaking of Ewoks, what's your opinion of the 2 Ewok movies? I love how the second one immediately kills off the little girls entire family from the first film. And the Brimley, fo course.

[ScooterLaBeef]

Sorry nothing will compare to meatbags last couple of question's but:

1. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
2. Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
3. Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
4. What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?