Why is that CJ has under 100post om here, yet he has so much to say on the PODCAST
I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari
i hope you and cj have had enough time to watch and analyze primer since i posted my time travel questions. hahaha. although, if you're pretty much knowledgeable about time travel theory, you should be fine.
Fuck, I start cooking a whole bunch of new shit (the very fact I am is fucking scary...nothing has even gotten close to burning my house down yet), and I'm late to Nerdious' question bogartery. So let's get these inquiries out of the way, shall we?
BAM! Number Juan: If there is one band that you could go back in time to see in their prime, which one would it be and where would you like to see them play? And if it applies, which members of the roster would it be?
THWACK! Number Dos Equis: Will the government finally cowboy the fuck up and just start manufacturing laser guns?
SOCKO! Number Terry Hatcher used to be hot back in the Tango and Cash Days: With the seemingly never-ending cycle of remakes out there, Highlander is being remade without 100 percent less Lambert. Who would you cast in the roles of McCloud, Ramirez, and (shudder to think of anyone aside from Clancy Brown in the role) Kurgan?
SKEET! Arbitrary numbers have been done away with: Will we ever have a great midget action star?
IAMTHELAAAAAAW! Number Five: How is the weather in the north in the summer?
SHAZBUTT! Number Styx: When was the exact moment that you noticed that George Lucas had the Goiter of the Willennium?
Here's a question: How come I had no problem getting Halo 3, Mario Galaxy, and GTA4 on opening day, but trying to find a Wii Fit is fuckin' impossible?
Yeah, but this is less intrusive. They can just rely on Nintendo saying: "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOUR BMI IS FUCKED! YOU'RE FAT! BOYS WON'T LIKE YOU! HANNAH MONTANA IS HOTTER!"
BAM!
instant diet...
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"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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