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[nerdious dorkus]

So one day, when I was working at this one retail store (which happens to be favored by most of the people here) in the cash office, and I come out to find that someone shat themself while waiting in the que. FUCKING EXPLODED. There was a line that traced back to the Men's bathroom where they continued to explode. Shit was fucking everywhere.

My supervisor asked me to clean it up. I advised that they would have to find themselves a new cash counter by the end of the day and went home.

Do I has win?

[Lesley]

I haven't... I heard that the ghetto one in St. Paul on University was going to be one of those. The one in Edina has the full grocery store, but it's not 2 levels. I read somewhere that Target had the best prices for groceries (for a typical grocery list for a family of 4). I would probably go there more often it was closer, but Cub is right down the road.

[Ari]

So one day, when I was working at this one retail store (which happens to be favored by most of the people here) in the cash office, and I come out to find that someone shat themself while waiting in the que. FUCKING EXPLODED. There was a line that traced back to the Men's bathroom where they continued to explode. Shit was fucking everywhere.

My supervisor asked me to clean it up. I advised that they would have to find themselves a new cash counter by the end of the day and went home.

Do I has win?

Not bad buddy. If my boss had asked me to clean up someone's explosive innards, I'd be in HR.

[Anderson]

So one day, when I was working at this one retail store (which happens to be favored by most of the people here) in the cash office, and I come out to find that someone shat themself while waiting in the que. FUCKING EXPLODED. There was a line that traced back to the Men's bathroom where they continued to explode. Shit was fucking everywhere.

My supervisor asked me to clean it up. I advised that they would have to find themselves a new cash counter by the end of the day and went home.

Do I has win?

You have win. What fucking kills me is that these kind of stories aren't that uncommon.

Apparently, shitting yourself is kind of passe.

[Ed Hocken]

Hell, there was a story on NPR done by David Sedaris that talked about people just shitting in retail stores.

[nerdious dorkus]

Fuck. Can't people just stay at home in the bathroom and shop on a fucking laptop?! What the hell? Fucking disgusting.

[Ed Hocken]

That's the general public for ya. Bunch of sick fucks. I mean the shit I saw when I worked cleaning out public bathrooms. Good christ.

Of course there was this story my dad told me once and only once where during his time as a projectionist in the 1970s in NYC. He ended up working at a porn theater. He had to crap so bad but seeing how this is a porn theater he really didn't want to use the bathroom. So he goes in and then squats without sitting on the seat. Well, he missed and then got the hell out of there.

[Ed Hocken]

My problem is I had intensive speech therapy for nearly a decade starting at the age of 4.

If you don't mind me asking, was it because you weren't talking or something else? I have a brother and a sister who were also involved in speech therapy due to the fact they were born with hearing loss.

[Ari]

Love the tags

[Abraham Smashington]

thank you.

[Anderson]

If you don't mind me asking, was it because you weren't talking or something else? I have a brother and a sister who were also involved in speech therapy due to the fact they were born with hearing loss.

I was in a car accident at a young age where I was sent face first into another part of the car. It fractured my jaw and screwed up my ability to pronounce stuff.

Imagine Cindy Brady mixed with a Romanian immigrant level bad.

[Ari]

Tell the truth, Pauline. It was your uncle's huge wang that broke your child-jaw.

[Anderson]

Tell the truth, Pauline. It was your uncle's huge wang that broke your child-jaw.

I'll sue you for slander, Ari. I keep a team of Bat-Jews on retainer.

[Matt]

Ugh...Pamida. That's some nasty shit.

by the way, the name of that store comes from the three owners of the company: Pat, Mike, and David.

[nerdious dorkus]

I was in a car accident at a young age where I was sent face first into another part of the car. It fractured my jaw and screwed up my ability to pronounce stuff.

Imagine Cindy Brady mixed with a Romanian immigrant level bad.

Pauline No Jawline?