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[Anderson]

Not an all call podcast. But this episode is special. Not in terms of content really. It'll all make sense at some point. It's special to Ceej and I for reasons unsaid as of this time.

You got Ceej man-pregnant?

[Abraham Smashington]

Here's the thing, I don't have an accent.

You do on your calls. At least we can hear it. We don't think we have accents either, but we do. It's not hardcore, but it also could have been due to the hamburger.

[Abraham Smashington]

You got Ceej man-pregnant?

Well it's not a tumor.

[Anderson]

Wait a second. A very special episode of the Podcaust? Was someone touched in the bathing suit area?



I notice something, but it's not like Foghorn Leghorn. It's either an accent or a way of talking.

It's a way of talking. I talk to people from all over the country and Canada and Rob making a quick joke was the first time anyone has ever commented on a possible accent.

Which is funny since around here I sound like Anthony fucking Daniels compared to these people.

[Ed Hocken]

He could have been impersonating Larry Flynt at the time.

[Anderson]

He could have been impersonating Larry Flynt at the time.

Yeah. I sound like a paralyzed pornographer when I'm eating Five Guys and trying to make a call.


ALTHEA!

[Anderson]

Oh yeah...before I forget.

REAL WORK: Who wants to see Whip It?

[Abraham Smashington]

It's a way of talking. I talk to people from all over the country and Canada and Rob making a quick joke was the first time anyone has ever commented on a possible accent.

Which is funny since around here I sound like Anthony fucking Daniels compared to these people.

Haha. I get that. It's cool man. Although, now I want to hear you talk like Anthony Daniels.

[Ed Hocken]

Interesting bit of Flynt Trivia, that doctor Larry was calling for in the movie was a cousin of my father's former boss. That doctor either had his licence revoked or investigated for over medication of Ozzy Osborne.

[Anderson]

Haha. I get that. It's cool man. Although, now I want to hear you talk like Anthony Daniels.

It's just weird because I had some people hanging out the last time we played Halo 3 and they all wanted to know who kept yelling "True Stories". I told some douche from Minn. thinks I sound like a hick.

It was lulz for awhile. Especially, since I can't understand half of the state here.

[Ed Hocken]

The funny thing is over here, were it not for slang, you couldn't tell if someone is either from California, Oregon or Washington.

[Anderson]

The funny thing is over here, were it not for slang, you couldn't tell if someone is either from California, Oregon or Washington.

My problem is I had intensive speech therapy for nearly a decade starting at the age of 4.

Two of my five therapists weren't from this country. The other three weren't from this region. The upside is 99.9% of the time I don't get lumped up with the usual stereotypes of this area. Plus, I became fluent in French by the age of 10.

It's kind of like "Black Like Me". So, that makes me a goddamn pioneer. GIVE ME A BIOPIC.

[Abraham Smashington]

It's just weird because I had some people hanging out the last time we played Halo 3 and they all wanted to know who kept yelling "True Stories". I told some douche from Minn. thinks I sound like a hick.

It was lulz for awhile. Especially, since I can't understand half of the state here.

Haha. If I wasn't so goddamn lazy at the moment, I'd get out that mp3 of that call and dissect it like the conspiracy nuts did with the Zapruder film.

[Anderson]

Haha. If I wasn't so goddamn lazy at the moment, I'd get out that mp3 of that call and dissect it like the conspiracy nuts did with the Zapruder film.

If you put that much effort into it, then you already care more than I do.

Speaking of culture clash, Ceej at the Wal-Mart on his vacation. He sounded so disgusted.

What's up with that?

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha, nah, it's cool man. I just thought it was funny.

And we went to the Wal-Mart that just opened up by us 2 weeks ago. The next day? SICK AS FUCK. But I did get that blu ray set of Star Trek on sale. So it was only a tad worth it. But never going there again.