I think I'm going to try to watch the 82 min version of that...shit looks Ricky Ricardo.
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PodCaust Episode 46: Vote or Die
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Another solid episode gents...already talked about the fucking intro...Halloween used to be my favorite holiday, now I get bummed out. Why do I get bummed out? Here's why; I want to make my kids into monsters with blood and all kinds of cool shit but my wife insists that I "allow them to be kids". Fuck preserving their innocence, they need to be Dracula and fucking zombies!!!!!!! So each year I have high hopes that one of my kids will say to me, "Dad, can you help me splatter blood on this jumpsuit, I want to be Michael Meyers." and every year those hopes are shattered when they want to be a fucking power ranger or star wars character...done ranting, thank you. Every year my wife and I try to give them a pretty cool costume and we usually do (I'll post some of them...)...moving on...Rob, what makes you chose a black man to have your first gay sex experience? Why not Asian, they're usually smaller and will be gentle, right nerdious?...CJ, it's hard to admit but fucking reality TV sucks me in too, what do you watch?...Last movie I saw that creeped me out was Little Children, fucking pedos creep me out, cuz they're for realz...Totally agree with the fast zombies, they would never tire and be able to chase you forever, fuck that...OUIJA (sp?) boards are fucking insane, I gotta a good story, let me know if you care to hear it...Best costume, was probably when I was 1 year old, my mom made me the ill Peter Pan costume, green tights and everything, if I can find pics I'll try to scan them...otherwise I was always something pretty lame...Chick costumes, funny you mention this, my wife and I were having this same convo on Fri, long story short we were going to go to a Halloween party with a bunch of "Hollywood types" and she was irritated at the fact that she didn't have or want to wear a "sexy" costume, you know the dentist which is basically a bikini with a face shield and a toothbrush. She was and is going to dress as Sarah Palin and thought it would be lame because it wasn't sexy. I say fuck the sexy costumes (although they are visually pleasing they should be reserved for the bedroom), plus Pocahontus/Indian girls were not that hot...Can't wait for L4D, we need to make sure we get some epic podcaustian games going. Not on Friday nights either...
Great job, hope you don't mind my long ass reviews...and kiss my ass if you do.Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers
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