Brain Dead Radio #198: The Mattress Prince of Wisconsin

[Abraham Smashington]

Our heroes are back with tales of salesmanship, meeting your heroes, and life altering news.


Like a bad case of genital warts, we’re back!!! CJ has a monumental life change that will blow people’s minds. Ari meets a superhero before discovering a super new band. We discuss a few of America’s greatest citizens: the Bash Brothers, Ted Bundy, and Swamp Thing. Finally, Rob has some serious shit going on and he proves that he’s an amazing human being as he struggles to help his beautiful wife, Lesley, deal with an unfathomable health issue. We’ll try to make you laugh, but we promise to make you cry in this very special episode of BDR.



Please read, share, and/or donate to Rob’s GoFundMe for his amazing wife Lesley. It will be greatly appreciated.

[Nathan]

You guys are on fire so far!

[Nathan]

Glory Hammer is, um, not good. Sorry boys.

[Abraham Smashington]

SHUT YOUR MOUTH NATE.

[Ari]

Glory Hammer is, um, not good. Sorry boys.

Um, sorry, but please see exhibit A to disprove your theory:

https://youtu.be/BkUAzcja74Y

[Abraham Smashington]

The only reason it works is because they balance being so goddamn serious with the utter nonsense of the lyrics.

[Ari]

The only reason it works is because they balance being so goddamn serious with the utter nonsense of the lyrics.

They're the Gymkata of metal.

[Abraham Smashington]

yessssss

[wydren]

Holy shit Rob, I just made my way through the episode (I get through stuff slowly). I'm so sorry to hear that. Do what you gotta do man. If and when you decide to make more BDR, we'll be here.



And yes, Glory Hammer is awesome.

[Abraham Smashington]

Thanks man. And thanks for your generous donation man. It is super appreciated.

[wydren]

No problem man. You've been a constant source of entertainment for me for over a decade. You guys go get some living in if you can.



And if there's anything a goofy engineer in Cincinnati can do for you, let me know (despite the fact that there's a whole thread dedicated to talking shit about my state).

[Ingrid]

Side note: how did I not know you lived so close to us, Wydren?

[wydren]

It's because I rarely get time to get on the boards here. As evidenced by the fact it's taken me 3 friggin days to reply to this.